Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, May 24, 2026

Grifting the Trumpy Rubes

The Trump smartphone is some cheap POS from Taiwan, and, if you order it, your personal information is up for grabs.

There's also a large discrepancy between the number of customers found (30K) and that sales figures (600K). But that may be due to the same sales-pumping bullshit shown in the Cybertruck and the Melania movie.

2 comments:

Eck! said...

Wait till the all get spammed... IT will be fun.

Eck!

dan gerene said...

It would be quite believable that many of the phones were ordered by Trump's own minions to launder some more money. Just like they ordered Trump's and Junior's books to make the sales figures look good. Always scheming.