Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.
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"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, May 5, 2026

Off to the Rubber Gun Squad

A NYPD captain managed to mouth himself out of a precinct command to a job on the Rubber Gun Squad by being in uniform, on duty, and publicly slamming the mayor.

Odds are that he'll be given a bare desk and nothing to do for forty hours a week until he puts in his retirement papers.

2 comments:

Ten Bears said...

No, they'll put him out as a fake traffic flagger thumbing his phone ...

Sikhandtake said...

A protest at a *hospital* ?!? OMG, either way, very very bad.
Either they are grabbing or at least identifying patients for immediate arrest when discharged
or
they are going after hospital staff, of which we probably do not have enough already.