Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, March 9, 2024

Caturday

Chip, pausing during self-bathing.

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w3ski said...

Most but not all of our cats stay spotless. One fuzzy-brained guy with a perpetually stuffy nose doesn't do well and one big and floofy girl doesn't seem to have gotten the memo about self-bathing, or else is just too fat to bend. All of the other cats love their baths. If only our 2 dogs could pick up on that idea. They love being dirty. The only problem I have with the cats bathing is when they wait till the middle of the night and lay against my pillow while they clean. I wake up enough on my own and don't appreciate any additional wakeups. A clean and dry cat deserves a good snuggle.
w3ski

3/09/2024 12:00 PM

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