Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 17, 2024

What We Know From The TOFF's Taxes

This one has been in the drafts folder for awhile. Time to free it.

This is what his tax returns tell us:

  • He's a lousy businessman, who mostly generates losses.
  • He lied about being under audit. 
  • The IRS wasn't auditing his taxes each year, as they are supposed to do for sitting presidents.
  • He lied about donating his salary, keeping it in 2020.
  • He's a cheapskate who make fewer charitable donations in 2020 than a library patron putting a couple bucks in the donation box at the checkout counter.
  • If it wasn't for his long-dead father, he'd be fucking broke.

4 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

His dad's money in a S&P 500 index would have returned more wealth.

w3ski said...

I am waiting to see the actual results of the fines he currently is facing. I don't believe he is as rich as he wants us to think he is. I am sure he will delay and obfuscate paying anything but the government is in good shape with interest accruing and demanding a big deposit to appeal. I really hope this puts the Orangelini in the poorhouse. I can't wait to hear him wailing. Hitting a rich man in the wallet is the one way to really hurt one.
w3ski

seafury said...

He files BK and it owns da libs. Saw that one his Mar a Lardo friends started a Go Fund Me and it had raised 68,000 in a couple of hours. Someone else wondered if you can use Go Fund Me to pay fines.

dinthebeast said...

When it all finally comes due, Jared knows a guy...

-Doug in Sugar Pine