Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, February 2, 2024

Argylle Probably Blows Massive Chunks

First off, they didn't seem to make it available for critics to see before the release date. That's often a pretty good sign that even the studio releasing it knows that it sucks.

Second, the stars are out there flogging it harder than a Medicare Advantage plan. The harder they have to sell something, the worse the product likely is.

UPDATE: Yep, it's bad. Really bad. Maybe not Gigli or the Lone Ranger bad. But it's bad.

4 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

Butbutbut...it stars a cat!!!
https://gofobo.com/main/trailerDetails/14154805/argylle-official-trailer

JustMusing said...

Love "Slow Horses" and "Tehran".

Won't bother with Argylle. The trailer is nauseating.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

What about Ishtar and Waterworld?

Comrade Misfit said...

Supposedly the movie cost $200 million to make, which puts it in John Carter territory.