Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, February 6, 2024

Reminder: Every Day is Damn James Comey to Hell Day

He's trying out a career as a writer of mysteries. The big mystery is why anyone would buy his book. Trumpanzees hate him because he hit the gas on the Russia investigation. Democrats hate him because he put his thumb on the scales at the end of the 2016 election. Oh, he claims that he did it out of his sense of morals and honor, but for a really tall guy, he's pretty much a disgusting heap of sleaze.

I don't know if he has any talent as a writer. But I have zero interest in finding out in any way that could put a nickel into his pocket.

1 comment:

dan gerene said...

Just noticed with early morning bleary eyes that the only difference between James Comey and James Comer are the last letter of their names. And they both ran/run interference for Trump.