Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, February 5, 2024

Always Remember This: Fart, Barf and Itch is Made Up of Accountants and Lawyers, Not Real Police

The diligent searchers at the FBI didn't go into a closet at Mar-a-Lago because the door was locked and also didn't examine a hidden room next to the TOFF's bedroom.

That's all one has to do in order to keep the FBI from searching a closet-- lock the fucking door? Did they forget to bring a Halligan tool or a battering ram?

I know that MAGA thinks that the FBI is persecuting their Orange Jesus, but that is contraindicated by the evidence that the agents on the search apparently did everything they could to not find stuff. I'm surprised that they didn't deputize a bunch of blind kids to help them.

6 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Think they'll ever dig up that golf-course grave ... ?

dinthebeast said...

Don't worry, the feebs found all of the nuclear secrets and classified documents, the closet and the secret room are just where Fergus stores his heroin, dead babies and endangered species of animals...

-Doug in Sugar Pine

montag said...

Until a few weeks before the search, the SS had custody of the closet key. Then the Orange Dumpling changed the lock and kept the key. I'm thinking the SS, as a professional courtesy, told the FBI there was nothing of interest in it.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Mannix was pretty good at picking locks

https://www.lockpickshop.com/lockpick-sets.html

Comrade Misfit said...

Mannix portrayed a competent detective.

And who the hell is dumb enough to order a lockpicking set in a way that's trackable?

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Soldier of Fortune advertised them back in the day. They would pick almost any corporate office or file lock with a little practice. A locksmith license lets you in on a lot more secrets.

An independent mechanic that wants to do full service on Mercedes cars needs said license.

Hotel locks are nicht so gut. Feebs are competent until they are not...