Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, January 26, 2024

Republicans Love Trump and Hate America; Chapter MDLXI

Anyone who would willingly let problems fester in order to help Cadet Bone Spurs in the election nine months away is an unpatriotic jackhole who deserves to be pelted with rotten fruit every time they show their ugly faces in public.

Exhibit 1: Josh Hawley:

Senator Josh Hawley said the quiet part out loud on Friday, explicitly tying the GOP’s border security grandstanding to a coordinated effort to hurt President Joe Biden’s reelection chances.

“Senator, is this deal dead, effectively?” Fox News’s Laura Ingraham asked Hawley Thursday evening.

“I hope so,” Hawley said. “It should be. If it’s not dead yet it should be dead. There is absolutely no reason to agree to policies that would further enable Joe Biden.”

The Senate reached a bipartisan border deal this week, which would include additional funding for border security as well as aid for Ukraine. But the minute [the Old Orange Bastard] criticized the deal, Senate Republicans caved and said they probably won’t pass it.

Hawley’s statement is more proof that Republicans aren’t all that interested in the so-called border crisis. They just want to use it as a political tool in the 2024 election
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Not do anything on the border, so their Orange Jesus can go around, screetching that only he can fix it. Not help Ukraine anymore, because Putin's Favorite Asset says not do.

Traitorous Republicans like little Josh will happily let the country burn if the TOFF sees a benefit in doing so. They have put loyalty to their party above their duty to the nation.

Any Republican in the TOFF's camp is a treasonous hunk of semi-sentient protoplasm.

Because, let's face it, they have no spine when it comes to facing down Dolt-45

2 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Now that they are having their asses handed to them on abortion, the border is all they have left, and under no circumstances will they kill that cash cow by fixing the problem.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Paul Berge said...

If House Republicans reject a bipartisan Senate bill on immigration, either the problem isn't serious, or Republicans aren't.