Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, January 10, 2024

A Courtroom Isn't a Campaign Event

And the judge in the TOFF's fraud trial isn't going to let him do that.

Donald Trump won’t make his own closing argument in his New York civil business fraud trial after his lawyers objected to the judge’s insistence that the former president would stick to “relevant” matters.

My guess is that the TOFF knows that he's going to lose, so he was willing to run the risk of pissing off the judge in exchange for having Yet Another Platform For Spewing Bullshit. But the judge likely would rather yank out his eyeballs than be subjected to that.

3 comments:

seafury said...

The folks at Newsmax, OAN, etc would like a word. "Trumps appearance at court stuns judges, atty
John Sauer hits it out of the park with magnificent argument"

dinthebeast said...

Fergus ran his mouth anyway. The judge asked his attorneys to control their client.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Comrade Misfit said...

He’s toast and he knows it. All he did was give the judge more latitude to whack him harder.