Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, January 30, 2024

Goombye, Asswipe

An Ohio Nazi was sentence to eighteen years in Federal prison for trying to burn down a church that was going to host a drag event.

No doubt that the asswipe thinks that the TOFF will pardon him.
Posted by on or about 18:50
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4 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

There will be a lost generation of these people marooned in prisons, wondering when their Great Orange Hope will free them, political prisoners in the Great Cause of Idiocy. As if the GOH gives crap about anybody but himself.

1/31/2024 3:17 AM
Keaaukane said...

I hate Ohio Nazis.

1/31/2024 10:14 AM
Stewart Dean said...

There once was a large film camera (on a tripod, cloth over the photographer's head) sold by Kodak called the Cirkut Camera; it had a pivoting lense, shot a yard-long piece of film and produced stunning panoramic images, so crisp you could read print on a newspaper held in the image. There is a book America By the Yard with images of America in the first half of the 20th century, everything from massive Baptist river christenings, to political conventions, to Nisei fraternal picnics in CA, to the NY Yankees with Babe Ruth in the lineup....to a massive (300-400 people) Illinois Klan rally. We are the best of people, we are the worst of people. May we live up to our forefathers (and foremothers) greatness...and leave their bigotry behind.
The cover of America by the Yard is a B-24 bomber with its whole division around it...on the wings, on the ground in front of it. It's cropped on the cover, but is complete in a foldout in the book. Go here, and then page right through some of the images. Think of it as early 1900s IMAX.
https://www.photoeye.com/BookteaseLight/bookteaselight.cfm?catalog=NT186&image=1

1/31/2024 2:28 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Stewart, I suspect you dropped this in the wrong place.

1/31/2024 7:32 PM

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