Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, January 21, 2024

Haley Was Right, It's a Two-Person Race, Now.

Meatball Ron is out, so he can spend more time in Florida, oppressing transgendered people, whitewashing American history, and trying to get Disney to leave.

He burned through over a hundred million smackers, going from polling as a serious challenger to roadkill. It was probably the worst showing a Republican nominating process since Giuliani in 2008.

10 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Now Tim Pawlenty and Scott Walker can breath a sigh of relief that they no longer had the worst campaigns in modern electoral history.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Andolphus Grey said...

Ron promised to make American Florida, which is reason enough to reject him. It's seems the more people got to really know him the less they liked him.

Glenn Kelley said...

In his withdrawal speech he attributed a quote to Churchill that was actually from a Budweiser commercial.

Comrade Misfit said...

I couldn't believe that, but yes, he did.

Comrade Misfit said...

Here's the ad.

DTWND said...

One less idiot in the race. And what is it about these assholes that STILL endorse T****, even after he has insulted and demeaned them and their families? It would be like Ms Fit encouraging people to visit the blogs of those on the banhammer list. It just doesn't make sense.

Da;e

w3ski said...

Mrs. Bootsy must be yelling up a storm over his failure. I wouldn't want to be near their home and the screeching going on. She looked too mean to give up.
w3ski

pigpen51 said...

We also must remember the failed bid by Jeb Bush. He ran an unsuccessful campaign in 2016. He spent over 150 million of his campaign.

CenterPuke88 said...

Have to love this tweet about Ron…

“Ron DeSantis should be forced to carry his presidential campaign to term”

Comrade Misfit said...

The bizjet charter outfits are probably crying.