Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, October 26, 2023

The New Speaker

I don't find anything to like about this clown, other than there's now a warm body in the Speaker's chair.

He thinks women should be forced to give birth to able-bodied workers.
He hates gay people, teachers, unionized workers, senior citizens and poor people.
He tried to steal the 2020 election for his Orange Lord.
He’s a tool of the oil industry.
He has Putin's back.

In short, he is a modern Confederate whose is a member of the Christian Taliban. The TOFF and Putin must be over the Moon with this guy. He looks like a nice, affable white guy, but his track record is that of a trafficker in religious-based hatred of everyone else who doesn't believe as he does. The only good thing, I suppose, is that he's not worn Klan robes, but don't be surprised if he has a pressed white sheet/robe in a garment bag deep in his closet.

5 comments:

seafury said...: No, no, no. Pop in law said in his latest missive that he is a man who loves and adores Jesus. I'm kind of on a limb here but, I'm thinking for all the reasons you mentioned. But you forgot cvenant marriage. Which will become the law of the land.; 10/26/2023 8:38 AM
Andolphus Grey said...: Another POS from the same gang of traitors.; 10/26/2023 10:13 AM
Comrade Misfit said...: Sixbears, pretty much.; 10/26/2023 1:46 PM
Spud said...: As I stated back when...the TOFF only ran on the Republican ticket in order to destroy that party.
I'd say he's doing a fine job of that.; 10/27/2023 6:09 AM
dan gerene said...: He might not have been seen wearing a Klan robe but that was the reason for that pointy white hat with just eye holes to start with. Besides the fact that the pointy end fit so snugly.; 10/27/2023 8:25 AM