Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, October 10, 2023

Quaffing These Down, Here







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dinthebeast said...

My friend Zsuzs just got her pickup running last month. Her erstwhile boyfriend, Rob, who runs a wrecking yard and gets running cars for folks who need them every damn day, had that truck in his yard for more than two years. Rob has got three cars for us since 2016, he is a good dude.
Zsuzs was quite frustrated that her Toyota pickup, one of the most reliable vehicles on the damn planet, could never seem to be made to run, so she took matters into her own hands, and now it's sitting in her driveway.
I looked up that mug and found it on Amazon, and USPS tried to deliver it today, a Sunday, and failed. So tomorrow we will get her the mug that says "If a man says he'll fix it, there's no need to remind him every six months." Thank you for posting a picture of it.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

10/15/2023 5:39 PM

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