Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, October 26, 2023

When the Going Gets Weird, the Weird Turn Pro

And they enter The Florida Man Games. Which is a real thing, apparently.

3 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

That's may moniker at Hypermind. This is just white trash TV.

dan gerene said...

The way that so many national and cable/satellite stations have gone over so heavily toward "reality TV' it would not be surprising that something like this would be a regular program in between 'Dr. Pimple Popper' and "Two Guys Trimming Bushes Looking for Aliens".

Jack the Cold Warrior said...

Thanks for the Hunter S. Thompson quote!