Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
7 comments:
Dear George Santos, how do you do it? My rent is overdue! If you can share some handy tips, it would be appreciated.
Good old credit card fraud, is how.
It's puzzling. Most campaign funding cases are fairly complicated schemes. Santos's case, though, isn't much more sophisticated than sticking up a package store.
Isn't ownership of the lib's worth anything anymore? WHAT ABOUT HER EMAILS?
To think the thug was trying also to scheme the Rethugs
for more campaign money. They got the book keeper too.
Eck!
You’re not going to sway support from indicted folks like Santos and Trump because it’s possible to engage in epistemic secession: Withdraw into a bubble of cable news and social media feeds where’re nothing is allowed to penetrate the bubble.
More charges (not credit cards!) to come! He's going down.
I guess there are still things you have to be TOFF to get away with.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
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