Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, January 8, 2020

Trump Has Been Given an Out

The question now is whether or not he is smart enough to take it.
Iran attacked two bases in Iraq that house American troops with a barrage of missiles early Wednesday, Iranian official news media and United States officials said, fulfilling Tehran’s promise to retaliate for the killing of a top Iranian commander.

“The fierce revenge by the Revolutionary Guards has begun,” the Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps said in a statement on a Telegram messaging app channel.

Iraqi military officials said that Iran had fired 22 missiles at two military bases in Iraq where American troops are stationed. United States officials initially said there were no immediate indications of American casualties, and senior Iraqi officials later said that there were no American or Iraqi casualties in the strikes.
I don't know whether or not the Iranian missiles have GPS or GLONASS guidance, but I would wager a small amount that they do. I'd wager a lot more that Iranian agents have marked the location of every structure on those bases larger than a fire hydrant.

Put those together, add in the advance warning the Iranians gave to the Iraqis, and what we have was a demonstration strike that was designed to satisfy Iran's domestic audience without moving the needle towards a wider war. This gives Trump an out to deescalate a crisis that, let us not forget, has been largely of his own making.

Whether Our Very Stable Genius in Chief has enough firing neurons to comprehend that and act on it is an open question. To quote BadTux: "When it comes to Trump, “*nobody* would be stupid enough to do *that*” doesn’t seem to work anymore for predicting what’s going to happen."

The wild card in this is the crash earlier this morning of Flight PS752, which killed 176 people.

9 comments:

seafury said...

Not sure how the Iranians react but I would think their red hat brigade would be saying "what? THATS IT?" If this is indeed "it", we've dodged a rather large bullet to say the least. I have a funny feeling that it's more of "But wait THERES MORE!"

seafury said...

Edit How many cartwheels do you think mr Putin has done today. While the Iranian situation has fizzled in the short run, the 737 crash has to have lifted his spirits. They'll probably be putting up nets around Boeing plaza.

BadTux said...

That jet crash doesn't look good for Boeing, that's for sure. This is like the fourth 737-800 that's gone down in the region. I think saying people are likely to look at Boeing products with mistrust in the future is an understatement.

Comrade Misfit said...

BadTux, given the tensions in the region, I'd not rule out somebody with a hasty trigger finger.

Anyhoo, it appears that Trump isn't that eager for a war right now.

Comrade Misfit said...

And it's a pretty sad world when the grownups involved are on the other side.

dinthebeast said...

I said that yesterday: We have now made the Ayatollah into the voice of reason.
Fergus, though, can't help himself, even when sort of responding correctly. He had to say that he was going to "punish" them some more.
Can we please get someone in charge not prone to playing stupid games with the military to distract from being impeached?

-Doug in Oakland

CenterPuke88 said...

Very measured Iranian response. High on symbolism, low on damage. Reportedly launched at the same time as the U.S. strike, impacted during burial, carefully placed impacts that showed the missiles were quite possibly more accurate than previously believed...and the press published impact pictures that gave the Iranians some useful feedback too.

seafury said...

It'l be interesting to read the report. Supposedly the NTSB is trying to get involved given it's a US built airframe. As far as the crashes, I think it's 2 -800's and 2 MAX's isn't it. For what it's worth, put me in the missle camp.

CenterPuke88 said...

Yea, the statements from Administration idiots regarding how outrageous it is if it was an Iranian missile are pretty stupid given Iran Air 655. I suspect those dumb fuckers don’t even know about that little historical fuck-up.