Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
8 comments:
Pretty much all hyperbole there
You would know.
No, B. It's called "humor".
B, this is the Borowitz report. Heard of it? It's known for being only slightly more reliable than Breitbart. That the subtitle begins with "Satire" and is followed by the phrase "not the news" should tip you off.
It'd be easier for some to understand if you said it's as reliable as Fox News.
Yep, I got took.
Was reading it on my phone. Missed that "Satire" part.
Easier to spot on the laptop.
My bad.
The sad part is that I have heard some folks screaming exactly that. So I bought it.
Have y'all clicked on the link to the DuffelBlog?
I don't see comments anymore, but they used to be pure gold.
I do try to label the posts.
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