Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, September 21, 2017

5778




I hope that my posts have given you cause to think about different things. But I also hope that I have not given offense to any of you, my Gentle Readers.

If I have, I beg forgiveness. (Not applicable to public figures and politicians. If what I write has offended you, toughen the fuck up or find another line of work.)

May 5778 be a blessing for you and yours.

9 comments:

deadstick said...

Now there's an observance I can get behind. Shana Tova, eb.

Anonymous said...

Shana Tova, fellow Misfit!

Dark Avenger said...

I'll just leave this here

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morris_Cohen_(adventurer)

dinthebeast said...

Your blog is a shining light of reason in a sea of... uh... not light and not reason. Thank you for it, and may it be a good year for you.

-Doug in Oakland

Ten Bears said...

I have an intense dislike of skipping over my favorites because their trolls still pick nits.

3383 said...

Politicians are too shameless to be offended, so you don't need the exception.

Comrade Misfit said...

TTB, reading the comments is highly optional.

Eck! said...

Shana Tova!

May the new year bring health.

Eck!

DTWND said...

Highly optional, yes. But sometimes very entertaining!

Dale