Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, September 14, 2017

A Little Extra Caturday

Because every day is Caturday, really.

Why not to look into your cat's eyes.

Posted by on or about 13:00
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2 comments:

Lawrence said...

Just do the slow blink a couple of times and the cat sees you're not being aggressive. Kitty will calm down and blink back at you.

9/14/2017 1:36 PM
Nangleator said...

Yup. Cats are very good at communicating with body language, especially blinks. We just have to learn.

My Dora does the wink of recognition, but you have to be paying attention; she's quick as lightning. You can see a quick wink of recognition here: https://youtu.be/NBQ-IzyhiWs

9/15/2017 9:07 AM

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