Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, September 15, 2017

Trump Not a White Supremacist?

Heh.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Upbraiding the ESPN anchor Jemele Hill for calling Donald Trump a “white supremacist,” the White House press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, said on Wednesday that “no one has done more than President Trump to prove that white people are not superior.”

8 comments:

Ten Bears said...

As ever, I am laughing at the "superiority".

D. said...

I didn't think conservatives did irony.

"no one has done more than President Trump to prove that white people are not superior."

Pretzelogic in Philly, PA said...

Always amuses me to see how many people don't do satire.

;-)

dinthebeast said...

I've been dropping links to this into comments, and yes, a couple of times I felt the need to explain that it was satire.

-Doug in Oakland

B said...

You owe me a kkeyboard.

Shoulda put up a warning.

Chuck Pergiel said...

Heh heh.

Ten Bears said...

Hahaha, hehehe, hohoho. It's just a "joke".

Certainly is.

Comrade Misfit said...

"The Borowitz Report" wasn't enough warning?