Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Trump's Culinary Crimes Against Humanity

Donald Trump ate in his first D.C. restaurant as POTUS on Saturday night ... Trump ordered a strip steak, which he ate per his preference, well done and with ketchup [snark deleted].
I'll let the fact that he ate at the restaurant in his own hotel mostly pass.

But steak? Well-done? And with ketchup? Has he no soul? Has he no class?

Well, we know the answer to that, for he eats pizza with a fork.

But then again, he also eats fried chicken with a fork.

Barbarian.

2 comments:

3383 said...

I like what well done should be. But if I order i, someone apparently gets pissed off and sends me a hockey puck. So I order medium well.

I never had an undercooked steak in the Fleet.

If I order medium, I get medium rare. Which grosses me out. No, I'm not twelve years old anymore.

Ketchup? ugh.

w3ski said...

Culinary abortions aside. The man wears bad fitting suits and a tie that hangs down to his balls?
I don't want this Bozo the represent us at all even by his looks! Besides that his profile is akin to a sack of potatoes.
w3ski