Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Check Hooves Before Flight

The POH for Santa's Sleigh, Models Mk.I and Mk.II.
Posted by on or about 17:31
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2 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Reminds me of the old joke about the FAA Flight Inspector and Santa. The whole process goes quite well until it's time for the flight test. The Inspector climbs into the sleigh with a rifle. Santa asks him what the rifle is for, and the Inspector replies "I shouldn't tell this, but you're going to lose one on take-off."

12/15/2015 6:59 PM
Ole Phat Stu said...

@centerpuke88,
that's why it's called a slay ;-)

12/16/2015 5:10 AM

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