Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Kiddie Table Down One; 2016 Edition

Former New York governor George Pataki has suspended his bid for the 2016 Republican presidential nomination.
"Suspended" as in "I'm here in case you need to draft me to run." That would require a brokered convention, which hasn't happened within the GOP in 68 years. And it would likely guarantee that either The Donald would run a third party campaign or a lot of the GOP base would sit on their hands, seeing a candidate of the party's elite as just another stab in the back.

2 comments:

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Cmon Rick... take the hint...

How did you even win in PA, anyhow? People didn't know you, you sewed up the central parts of the state, and your opponent was an actual child molester?

Comrade Misfit said...

Well, I believe that Frothy thinks it's properly his turn.