Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.” -- Mark Twain

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Monday, December 14, 2015

Medical Grade Stupidity

The citizens of Woodland, N.C. have spoken loud and clear: They don't want none of them highfalutin solar panels in their good town. They scare off the kids. "All the young people are going to move out," warned Bobby Mann, a local resident concerned about the future of his burg. Worse, Mann said, the solar panels would suck up all the energy from the Sun.

Another resident—a retired science teacher, no less—expressed concern that a proposed solar farm would block photosynthesis, and prevent nearby plants from growing. Jane Mann then went on to add that there seemed to have been a lot of cancer deaths in the area, and that no one could tell her solar panels didn't cause cancer. “I want information," Mann said. "Enough is enough."
There's one science teacher who apparently spent too many years conducting chemistry experiments without a fume hood.

I suppose that if they moved to Texas, they'd raise the average IQ in both states.

2 comments:

The New York Crank said...

Brings to mind one of the lyrics from — I think it was "Annie Get Your Gun."

Folks are dumb
Where I come from
They ain't had no learnin'
Still they live to
A hundred and three
Doin' a whut comes natur-ally...

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

Deadstick said...

Plus ca change...I remember when people were freaking out about home satellite antennas because they'd "attract microwaves".