Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Stupid Media Goobers, GMA Edition

So some crook tries to stick up a high-end watch store in a mall, gets tackled by a security guard and, in the struggle, the goon's gun fires and a worker at another store caught the bullet. You'd think that would just be a local story, right?

Not if you're "Good Morning, America", which thought it worth national airtime.

Fuckers.

2 comments:

Deadstick said...

Maybe the shooter is an aviation buff angry that Lindbergh's launch point has been turned into a mall...;-)

Comrade Misfit said...

It's been about sixty years since that particular Crime Against History was perpetrated by greedhead developers.