Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

"Mobs Do Not Storm the Capitol to Do Good Deeds." -- not James Lee Burke

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Let’s eat all of these people!” — Venom

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Stupid Media Goobers, GMA Edition

So some crook tries to stick up a high-end watch store in a mall, gets tackled by a security guard and, in the struggle, the goon's gun fires and a worker at another store caught the bullet. You'd think that would just be a local story, right?

Not if you're "Good Morning, America", which thought it worth national airtime.

Fuckers.

2 comments:

Deadstick said...

Maybe the shooter is an aviation buff angry that Lindbergh's launch point has been turned into a mall...;-)

Comrade Misfit said...

It's been about sixty years since that particular Crime Against History was perpetrated by greedhead developers.