Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, March 26, 2012

Apparently, "Evil Lair of Vicious, Trigger-Happy, Murderous Mercs" Wouldn't Fit on a T-Shirt.

Academi, once known as Blackwater, operates a 435,600 square-foot “forward operating base” — which is what the U.S. military calls its warzone outposts — called Camp Integrity. ... And it even has its own t-shirt for sale...

2 comments:

montag said...

That is very probably the only known use of the word Integrity in the Greater Kabul area.

BadTux said...

But... but... Academi! Clearly this is just a place of scholarly study, where their employees walk around in white robes while somberly debating the fine details of the philosophy of... uhm... capering in the woods while wearing white robes? Heh. Like you said, "Evil Lair of Vicious, Trigger-Happy, Murderous"... aholes. Being from the South, I've met their ilk a'plenty. Usually ranting about the N-word , while their white robe hangs in the closet.