Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Tactical Parking?

Yes, there is such a thing.

That has to be balanced out against a few other considerations. It the parking lot is set for angled parking, then it is pretty damn rude to back into a space, for when you leave, you are going against the traffic flow. Second, if you have to load stuff in the back of your vehicle, "tactical parking" means that you might not be able to get to the trunk or loading gate with your shopping cart. Third, if you think that someone may try to block you in, then you want to back out into them. You can slam another vehicle pretty hard with the back of your car; doing it with the front of your car can fuck up the radiator and bend the hood up so you can't see.

3 comments:

Nangleator said...

I had a bad battery for a summer, when I was young. My 'tactical' parking was facing down a hill so I could bump start it. Or at least a flat area with lots of pushing room.

I was young and strong, and my car was light, so I could actually push it fast enough for a start. Did that many times.

But this guy seems a little scary to be around. Probably has a knife in his belt and a derringer on a spring up his sleeve.

Eck! said...

I'd reduce that silliness to situational awareness. But that doesn't sound taciticool.


Eck!

BadTux said...

Exception: If you're in a Jeep Wrangler with a heavy-duty bumper. If you slam the back of your Wrangler into an obstacle, it pushes the spare tire into your tailgate and wrecks it. If you slam the front of a Jeep Wrangler into a car, on the other hand, the people in the car end up being hauled off to the hospital. Note that the radiator in a Jeep Wrangler is behind the front of the front tires, and there's also a hefty frame crossmember with a sway bar bolted to it in front of the radiator, so if your radiator gets messed up, you did some mighty bad driving :).

Yeah, it's old, slow, crude, rough-riding, and gets about the same gas mileage as a Hummer, but I love my primitive Jeep :).

- Badtux the Jeepin' Penguin