Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Near Airshow Disaster

The pilot lost control and hit a row of structures.

Apparently, nobody was seriously injured.

I'd sure like to see the ASRS report.

3 comments:

Mark Rossmore said...

He's just indulging in the time-honored country aviator tradition of Potty Tippin'.

Nangleator said...

Consider the possible disaster that could have occurred if that huge aircraft had ripped open and spilled all over the field!

"Hey, I think it's slightly warmer here!"

And the poor aircraft owner! The sewing costs alone would have been in the thousand...

Nangleator said...

Heh.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/black-box-records-last-90-minutes-of-hotair-balloo,1886/