Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, September 17, 2010

A Clarion Call for Rationality,
(Bet He Draws More Than the Weepy Fascist)

Mark your calendar! Save the date!
Jon Stewart announced his much-awaited “big announcement” on Thursday’s edition of his late-night program, “The Daily Show.” He plans to stage a rally in Washington to counter what he identified as extremists on either side of the political spectrum.

Mr. Stewart told his audience the show had secured the National Mall on Oct. 30 for what he called “The Rally to Restore Sanity.

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Rally to Restore Sanity
www.thedailyshow.com
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UPDATE: Stephen Colbert, on the other hand, is announcing a rally to "keep fear alive".

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
March to Keep Fear Alive
www.colbertnation.com
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6 comments:

puddy said...

word.

Nangleator said...

Did you catch Colbert's response? Looked like the same graphic designer designed both posters, for the two overlapping gatherings.

Comrade Misfit said...

Yeah, "the March to Keep Fear Alive".

Comrade Misfit said...

I just added Colbert's clip.

Eck! said...

I could easily see this as a well attended event.

One, they are not nuts but, pretend to be.

Two, our history has a strong line of humor and sarcasm. The crazier the extremists get the harder we mock them.

Three, everyone wants a good show!

As to fear, from a comedic standpoint I'd say that is the truth. In a strange twist rational fear is what created the this country.

Eck!

Nangleator said...

My protest sign will read:

"Do I have to hold this sign up all day?"