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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Die, You Emo Blood-Sucking Bastard, Die!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer meets that emo-douchebag from Twilight.

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...: Oh! I have that one favorited. Heheheheheh.

Another thing that gets me is that this Edward is supposed to be attractive; to me he looks like a geisha gone terribly, terribly wrong.; 3/17/2010 12:42 PM
Anonymous said...: Oh, that was very satisfying!
I think the vamp looks confused as to what he is supposed to be doing. And trust me, the woods around Forks? He'd need more than hairspray to keep his hair in place...; 3/17/2010 2:06 PM
Anonymous said...: that was pretty damn funny. Glad I never watched Twilight, looks like I'd need a barf bag nearby.; 3/17/2010 2:49 PM
Irie said...: That should have been done a long time ago!; 3/18/2010 9:31 AM
BadTux said...: Still not as funny as Twilight: Modern Warfare 2, but yeah, sparkle vampires? Uhm... that's just wrong. But then, what can you expect from an author who wears magic underwear ;)?; 3/18/2010 11:57 AM

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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Die, You Emo Blood-Sucking Bastard, Die!

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