Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Light Time

I'm taking some time off to help friends with flooding issues.

Anyone in midtown Manhattan is more than welcome to pick up a logging chain and beat the shit out of the putzim at ABC News for hyping the shit out of this non-story on Good Morning America.

Why is it that every time I see or read a story about Sandra Bullock's hubby, that I wonder when the little shit is going to be shot in the back of the head by Robert Ford?

3 comments:

BobG said...

I'm getting as tired of hearing about Bullock's man-whore as I was hearing about Tiger Woods. Who gives a rat's ass about these people, anyway?

Comrade Misfit said...

I don't and if it wasn't for the stupid gigolo's name, I'd not have snarked on him.

Speaking of gigolos, you might enjoy this story.

Comrade Misfit said...

Shit. try again.