Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Happy St. Patrick's Day

His followers were probably some of the great PR geniuses of all time, since snakes were not indigenous to Ireland to start with.

There will be a lot of amateur drinkers in the bars today. It's a good day to stay off the roads after the end of the work day. Expect the cops to be out in force on DUI patrols.

4 comments:

deadstick said...

If you'd like an interesting perspective on St. Patrick, read Marion Zimmer Bradley's "The Mists of Avalon". Don't bother with the TV movie.

But what the hell, I'm a harp and I'll act like it today...

Nap Flyer said...

"Harp?"

Pluck his magic twanger, Froggie.....

Comrade Misfit said...

NF, Eeeeuuuuuuwwwww!

deadstick said...

NF--

"Harp" is synonymous with "paddy" or "mick". Ireland has a thousand-year tradition of harp music.