Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Call Those Assholes

And urge them to pass the frakking health care bill.

Here is the list. Call your congresscritter, even in the bastard's a Rethug. And especially if your congressclown is a Democrat who is listed as "no" or "undecided". If he or she is a "yes", still call to support that decision.

Google your congressvermin and get the direct number to his Washington office. Pressure these guys.

1 comment:

Allan S said...

It won't pas E.B. Most of your countrymen thinks its the first slippery step into communism. I truly feel sorry for those of you without coverage....the thought of not having it scares the crap out of me...Allan