Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Caturday Repaired

"Hey, moron, put down the camera and fix the food bowl!"


George is playing with a Q-Tip:


Gracie asks: "George, you're playing with a Q-Tip? Are you retarded or something?"


(I posted an earlier version of this on a time-delay. It seems to have vanished from the queue.)

3 comments:

BadTux said...

That look of disgust on their little furry faces as they contemplate the empty food bowl and the pure incompetence of their staff that allowed it to become empty is a classic...

-Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

Anonymous said...

We actually have to bury the Q-tips in the garbage and hope our three do not knock over the can to get at them. It
s gross.

Comrade Misfit said...

I don't know what it is with cats and just-used Q-tips. George goes nuts playing with them.