Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Asshat of the Day

Pat Robertson. But what can one truly say about a despicable old husk of a human who agreed that gays and feminists were, in part, to blame for the 9-11 attacks.
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3 comments:

Cujo359 said...

What can I say? That he'd probably blame the Haitians for selling their souls in order to overthrow the French.

How did I do? ;)

1/13/2010 7:05 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Spot on!

1/13/2010 7:51 PM
BadTux said...

The thing about Pat Robertson is that you can pick a day, any day, and name him asshat of the day. His asshattery, his sheer venality, is such a giant hole of suck that it takes something akin to the direct intervention of a higher power for anybody else to even approach Pat Robertson's daily level of assholery. He is a pathetic miserable excuse of a human being, and always will be. Throwing rotten tomatoes his way is like drowning cockroaches... it's really easy to do because he's as nasty as a cockroach, but after a time, it just gets tedious and boring.

- Badtux the Pat-lovin' Penguin (heh).

1/13/2010 11:35 PM

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