Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

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Showing posts with label GOP = Group Of Perverts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label GOP = Group Of Perverts. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 26, 2026

Affluenza in TX

Adam Hoffman, a 49-year-old Waco attorney, was facing life without parole for the continuous sexual abuse of a young boy. Ken Paxton’s office took the case, sat on it for nearly three years and then offered him a deal to plead guilty to two misdemeanors and serve one day in jail.

Plus no registration as a sex offender, to boot.

If Hoffman hadn't been an influential attorney, he would have done life in prison, at least, until somebody shanked him. But Paxton dropped the felony counts and agreed to let him plead out to two misdemeanors. As it is, the judge sentenced him to two months in jail and he served one. He got out yesterday morning.

Saturday, December 20, 2025

Trump's DoJ Forges Epstein Docs

They're salting the files with shit that's not from the Epstein files.

From what I've read, while the Epstein Files Law required the files to be released yesterday, something light eight-tenths of one percent were released. Trump and Bribable Bondi clearly are going to slow-walk the release and, as they have been doing, redacting the shit out of what is released to protect Trump to the maximum degree. And they're also removing files that were released.

Trump and the GOP clearly think that it works for them to smear Bill Clinton. Everything Trump does is projection, he thinks that becaue he has his party defending his pedophilia, that Democrats will defend Clinton if Trump can implicate him. News flash: They won't. Clinton may be a major boogeyman to the Right, but to the Democrats, he's last-century's news.

But there is a photo of him hanging out with a known sex offender:

Furthermore, Democrats, unlike Republicans, aren't in the pedophile protection business. The fuzz can stuff both Trump and Clinton into the back of the pedophile paddy wagon and haul them off to the pokey as far as every Democrat not related by blood or marriage to Clinton cares (and maybe not even them).

Monday, December 8, 2025

Not a Surprise About that Felonious Sleazeoid

Steve Bannon was a buddy of Jeffrey Epstein. Few seem to be upset, because we pretty much expect Bannon to be a suckup to rich sleazoids.

But working to rehabilitate the reputation of a wealthy pedophile and sex trafficker?[1] Shouldn't that be called out as being especially repugnant?

What's going on is that "conservatives" are being silent because criticizing Bannon for being cozy with Epstein implicitly criticizes their Orange God-Pig.
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[1] In earlier times, he'd have been called a "white slaver".

Thursday, November 13, 2025

The Coming Epstein War

The most advanced U.S. aircraft carrier is expected to reach the waters off Venezuela in days, a flex of American military power not seen in Latin America for generations.

Experts disagree on the possibility that American warplanes will catapult off the USS Gerald R. Ford to bomb targets inside Venezuela and further pressure authoritarian President Nicolás Maduro to step down
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The classic move of an embattled autocrat is to start a war with somebody in order to wave the flag and rally the populace. The Argentinian junta played that card by invading the Falkland Islands in 1982. (The junta fell after losing that war.)

Any military action by the Trump regime will be to distract the American people from the fact that Trump is a pedophile who features prominently in the Epstein files.

Trump is Clearly a Pedophile and He is Terrified That His Base Will Find Out (Updated)

So he is doing everything humanly possible to stop the vote on the Epstein discharge petition.

Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?" Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."

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— The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) November 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM

The Orange Pervert dragging Handsy down to the Situation Room to pressure not to sign the petition seems a bit much.

EDITED to ADD:

One reason you hold a meeting to pressure/cajole/threaten Boebert in the Situation Room is so she can't record it.

— emptywheel (@emptywheel.bsky.social) November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM

And this guy agrees.

As the saying go, the rubber is going to hit the road when the Epstein file bill comes up for a vote next week. Will we see a shitload of GOP reps voting for it, now that they'll have to go on the record about whether or not to keep on protecting Trump's alleged pedophilia? Because you know, Gentle Reader, that if he wasn't in it up to his hairline, that he'd not be fighting so hard to keep it under wraps.

Megyn Kelly Is a Disgusting Excuse For a Human Being

She's trying to redraw the line of what is pedophilia in order to protect Trump and Epstein.

So, in her view, fucking a child is OK if a Republican is the one who is doing the fucking.

Sunday, September 28, 2025

Trump Shutting Down the Government Because of Epstein


Everything evil that the Orange Demented Buffoon has been doing has been to distract the American people from the fact that he is in the Epstein files. This government shutdown is no different.

Tuesday, August 5, 2025

More Distractions from the Servile Blonde Bimbo Who is Trying to Hide that Trump is in the Epstein Files

Attorney General Pam Bondi has directed that the Justice Department move forward with a probe into the origins of the Trump-Russia investigation following the recent release of documents aimed at undermining the legitimacy of the inquiry that established that Moscow interfered on the Republican’s behalf in the 2016 U.S. presidential election.

Bondi has directed a prosecutor to present evidence to a grand jury after referrals from the Trump administration’s top intelligence official, a person familiar with the matter said Monday. That person was not authorized to discuss it by name and spoke on condition of anonymity to The Associated Press. Fox News first reported the development
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As everyone should know, by now, this is all done to try and distract the American people and the MSM from one central fact:

Trump is in the Epstein Files


He's not only in the files, he's likely prominently mentioned. He's probably in the video of the fuckery at Epstein's estate, if not his island, based on the thousand or so FBI agets who were hurredly assigned to cleanse the files.

Not to mention the propaganda effort to cleanse the reputation of Ghislane Maxwell in order to pave the way for her pardon, but only if she never mentions Trump.

Friday, August 1, 2025

Ghislane Maxwell-- the Fix is In

Ghislaine Maxwell, convicted of sex trafficking in connection with Jeffrey Epstein, has been moved to a federal prison in Texas, officials said Friday.

Maxwell was transferred to the minimum-security federal prison camp in Bryan from a low-security prison in Tallahassee, Fla., a Federal Bureau of Prisons official told the Houston Chronicle.

It's a transfer, based on her offenses and her time in custody to date, she wasn't eligible for. But "they" moved her, anyway.

It's corrupt as fuck. Bondi and Blanche apparently bought Maxwell's cooperation with a transfer from a prison to a Club Fed that was against regulations.

Maxwell will say what they want her to say. She'll deny ever seeing Trump at anything. She'll deny even knowing who Trump is. And she'll get her pardon after the midterm elections. Bet on that.

Friday, July 25, 2025

The Fix is Happening in Plain Sight.

The fix is in. Maxwell is going to get out. Either Trump will pardon her or he'll get his lackeys on the Supreme Court to overturn her conviction. And Bondi'll decline to have the case retried.

Bet on it.

Memory-holing Ghislane Maxwell's Guilt

Newsmax is now calling her a "victim". You can bet your ass that she and Blanche are talking about her getting a pardon if she keeps her mouth shut.

Trump would sell his wife to a bordello in order to make this go away.

Wednesday, July 23, 2025

Bondi and GOP Senators Protecting Trump's Pals on Epstein

There are trails to be followed to discover who was active in Epstein's circle of molesters, but Republicans have not shown any interest in going down them.

It's pretty clear from Trump's desperate attempts to throw out distractions and Bible Mike's abprubt recessing of the House that there is really something there to support the suspicion that ol' Donny's a pedophile.

Tuesday, July 22, 2025

The Cowards Are Fleeing the Hill

House Speaker Mike Johnson is rebuffing pressure to act on the investigation into Jeffrey Epstein, instead sending members home early for a month-long break from Washington after the week’s legislative agenda was upended by Republican members who are clamoring for a vote.

Johnson, a Republican from Louisiana, said Tuesday morning that he wants to give the White House “space” to release the Epstein information on its own, despite the bipartisan push for legislation that aims to force the release of more documents
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MAGA and QAnon created this monster, which threatens to devour their Orange Godling. So Bible Mike, the World's Most Hypocritical Christian, is trying to give the Lead Clown of Mar-a-Lago time to come up with other distractions.

Meanwhile, they're trying to fix it so Ghislane Maxell both keeps her yap shut about Trump and smears dirt against anyone Trump doesn't like. My guess is that her payoff will be a full pardon no later than the third Tuesday of November in 2026.

Thursday, July 17, 2025

Desperate for Distraction, Trump Ed.

Trump bleats about sugar in Coke, Newsom the Tool nailed it:

Krasnov the Demented is also muttering about firing Jerome Powell (Fed Chair) and blaming the guy who appointed him.

It would appear that the Old Orange Pedo is so eager to move the conversation away from his long friendship with Epstein that he's about to crash the markets. Whether or not he has Ka$h Patel's goons covering up his cavorting with underage girls is a question.

Tuesday, July 15, 2025