Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, October 28, 2024

Did You Seriously Expect Anything Else From Trump's Nazi Rally?

Outrage is continuing to mount following the racist anti-Puerto Rican remarks at Donald Trump’s Madison Square Garden rally in New York as Democrats, celebrities and even some Republicans condemned the incident.

Comedian Tony Hinchcliffe came under fire for comments made about Latinos and Puerto Rico at the Sunday rally.

“I don’t know if you guys know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico,” he said, among other controversial remarks.

He wasn't the only racist motherfucker on stage. Russia's favorite Fox personality engaged in racist bullshit. Neither of them were disavowed by the COFF when he took the stage.

Blacks, Latinos, Asians, Jews, women, all were insulted in the TOFF's little hatefest.

Find This Trumper and Lock Him Up Until the Launch of NX-01

Police said Monday that a “suspect vehicle” has been identified in connection with incendiary devices that set fires to ballot drop boxes in Oregon and Washington state.

Surveillance images captured a Volvo stopping at a drop box in Portland, Oregon, just before security personnel nearby discovered a fire inside the box on Monday, Portland Police Bureau spokesman Mike Benner told a news conference.

That fire damaged three ballots inside, while officials say a fire at a drop box in nearby Vancouver, Washington, early Monday destroyed hundreds of ballots. The devices were attached to the outside of the boxes, police said
.

He's either a MAGA terrorist or a Russian agent, but I repeat myself.

Works for Me!

Sunday, October 27, 2024

Musk Plays Both Sides

Besides sucking up to the TOFF, he's sucking up to Putin.

For national security reasons, we may need to nationalize SpaceX before he tries to move it to Brazil or some other country that he can buy.

Lock Him Up!

Per today's Doonesbury.

The Last Vestige of Slavery in the Constitution

That is the Electoral College. It was put in place, in part, to give outsized influence in selecting presidents to slave states. It remains the most undemocratic part of our system of electing people, for it makes the presidency and vice presidency the only elected offices in the country for which it matters not how many people voted for them,

And if you live in a state that reliably goes one way or the other, your vote is more or less meaningless. Your only other way to have a say is to donate cash.

I know, it's not going to change, sort of a constitutional convention. Republicans like it because they have a shot at winning despite rarely having the most votes. The so-called swing states love it, because it means that people pay attention to them.

But it's undemocratic bullshit and if Republicans were honest with themselves, they'd admit that. They're depending on a slavery institution.

So you could argue that modern Republicans love slavery, which is a hell of a fall from their origins.

Your Sunday Morning Rotor Noise

The old, reliable Shithook!

Saturday, October 26, 2024

The Reverse Midas Touch of the TOFF


Everything he touches turns to shit.

Caturday

Priss and Speck.

Friday, October 25, 2024

Profiles in Cowardice; WaPo Ed.

The editorial staff drafted an endorsement of Kamala Harris and the publisher overruled them. The publisher, let's not forget, is an ethically-challenged crony of Rupert Murdoch.

"Democracy Dies in Darkness" has been the WaPo's slogan for the past several years.

How about "Democracy is Dying Because We are Craven Cowards" for a new slogan for them? Or "Fuck Democracy, Lord Bezos Wants His Tax Break"? The TOFF was correct when he bestowed the nickname "Jeff Bozo".

Meanwhile, people are leaving the LA Times for similar cowardice.

The Two Faces of Donald Trump; Arab-Israeli Ed.

He's telling Bibi to "do what you need to" and telling Arab-Americans that he opposes the war.

If you vote for the SOFF because you oppose the wars in Gaza, Lebanon (and possibly Iran), then you have hummus for brains.

Because It's Friday

Fairy Queen, the world's oldest operational steam locomotive.

Stifle Your Anger and Figure It Out

I get that Arab-Americans are furious. I'm not denying or denigrating that.

But this is the choice: Kamala Harris or Donald Trump.

Anyone who thinks that there is no difference between the two should rethink that stance. It doesn't really matter which issue is at hand. There is a difference between the two. To those who are unhappy with both and are going to sit on their hands, I have three messages for you:
  1. If you can vote and you don't vote, then you should shut the fuck up about what happens starting at noon, EST on January 20th, 2025.  You could have had your say, you chose to not bother, so not only should you shut the fuck up, go away until after you vote in the mid-term election in 2026.
  2. Seek professional help.
  3. Consider emigrating.  You evidently don't care enough about your freedom or this country to exercise your right to vote, so go to another country where elections don't matter or are organized farces.  May I suggest Russia or Hungary, for starters.
Not voting is choosing to miss your opportunity to make your voice heard (and yes, I've lived in places were elections were decided by two votes and even tied). A few votes can make a difference.

But for some, never missing an opportunity to miss an opportunity is a long tradition.

Thursday, October 24, 2024

Forking These Down, Here







Dig into a religious leader, find a kiddie fucker.







Wednesday, October 23, 2024

NRA Can't Catch a Break

Douglas Hamlin, who was appointed to lead the NRA this summer in the wake of a long-running corruption scandal at the gun rights group, was involved decades ago in the sadistic killing of a fraternity house cat named BK, according to several local media reports at the time.

I'm not going to discuss my thoughts about the sort of people who could do what was done to poor BK.

But man, if you're hiring for a company or organization that has a large public presence, do a deep dive on the web when you're vetting people. If you don't know how to do that, then drag your dead ass to your local university and hire a kid from computer sciences or library sciences to do it for you. A hell of a lot of newspapers have digitized their archives and dollars to doughnuts that searching those resources would have unearthed this story.

And if you're a candidate for such a job and you have some dirt like this in your past, then consider what will happen when someone digs it up. Even if the archives aren't searchable online, somebody out there will remember it and contact a reporter. So now, while few people may have know of it, now millions know about Doug the Cat-Burner

Late to the Party, NYT and John Kelly Ed.

Few top officials spent more time behind closed doors in the White House with President Donald J. Trump than John F. Kelly, the former Marine general who was his longest-serving chief of staff.

With Election Day looming, Mr. Kelly — deeply bothered by Mr. Trump’s recent comments about employing the military against his domestic opponents — agreed to three on-the-record, recorded discussions with a reporter for The New York Times about the former president, providing some of his most wide-ranging comments yet about Mr. Trump’s fitness and character.
...
He said that, in his opinion, Mr. Trump met the definition of a fascist, would govern like a dictator if allowed, and had no understanding of the Constitution or the concept of rule of law
.

Awfully nice of the New York Times to run this story now, after nearly twenty million people have already gone to the polls.

I'm not sure what they believe they are going to accomplish. It's not exactly news that the SOFF admires Hitler and is a fascist to his core. None of his supporters care about that.

What I suspect is that the owners of the paper, who may have wanted the FOFF to win because he'd cut their taxes, have finally woken up to either the danger that he poses to the Republic or, more likely, the chances that they will be blamed, in part, for the destruction of our democratic system should he win. That may be why they have stopped sane-washing him and have begun to cover his clear mental decline, after months and months of only focusing on Joe Biden's. That is why they are running this interview with Gen. Kelly.

Well, damn them all. There are plenty of other news sources out there. I, for one, will not forget their venality.

It Becomes Personal When They Target You

A decade ago, Jessie McGrath began a physical transition to make her body match her gender identity. More recently, she underwent a political transformation.

A veteran, NRA member and lifelong Republican, McGrath stuck with her political leanings even after starting gender reassignment surgeries in 2014 at the age of 53. Then Donald Trump and his opposition to gender reassignment surgery changed her mind
.

Her situation is a living example of Pastor Martin Niemöller's poem about Nazism.

First they came for the Communists and I did not speak out because I was not a Communist

Then they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew

Then they came for the trade unionists And I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist

Then they came for the Catholics And I did not speak out because I was not a Catholic

Then they came for me And by that time there was no one left to speak out for me.

I'm happy for her that she has found peace in her life. It's a story that I've heard/read numerous times, far more than the bullshit and hate the far Right spreads around. But yeah, it is a little worthy of mention that Trump's bigotry didn't seem to bother her until it became personal.

It still doesn't seem to bother Caitlyn the Quisling.

N.B.: Anti-trans hate comments will not see the light of day and may result in the commenter joining the Banhammer List.

Tuesday, October 22, 2024

Monday, October 21, 2024

The TOFF's McD's Stunt: Smoke, Mirrors, Lies and Bullshit

Such as: The place wasn't opened, they weren't serving orders, no hairnet, no gloves, they did a rehearsal before the cameras were let in, the customers were screened and they got what the SOFF handed to them.

All fake. But that's what you get from him: Lies and bullshit.

Sunday, October 20, 2024

He’s Baaaack!

Burr Deming, fresh from an attack by Russian trolls. Drop by, if you please.

H/T

The Gutless Wonders at Apple

Apple notified Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty (RFE/RL) on Friday that it will remove all of the broadcaster’s apps from the Russian App Store in response to a demand from Russia’s federal censor, Roskomnadzor.

In its letter to the U.S.-funded agency, Apple said it’s deleting the apps because they “contain content that is illegal in Russia and that doesn’t comply with app review guidelines,” RFE/RL said. The statement also reportedly noted that the apps contain materials from organizations declared “undesirable” by the Russian authorities
.

Not everyone who speaks Russian lives in Russia, but that makes no difference to the cowardly gutless weasels in Cupertino.

(I'm sure that Google is no better and probably worse.)

Investigate, Indict, Arrest, Try, Convict, Imprison and Deport This Clown

Tech billionaire Elon Musk has said he will give away $1m (£766,000) a day to a registered voter in the key swing state of Pennsylvania until the US presidential election in November.

I'm pretty sure that paying voters to vote is rather illegal. But he's so fucking rich that he pretty much thinks he can do whatever the hell he wants, from buying votes to blowing shit all over South Texas.

It's not as though he'll spend a day in jail, anyway. He'll just go somewhere else, as he has a few other times.

Implicit Confirmation That the TOFF Has Issues With His Dong

He began a rally by talking about Arnold Palmer's penis.

Feelings of inadequacy about the shape and size of his own penis, maybe? Maybe he's a severely repressed closet case?

The TOFF is a weird guy. Less that three weeks before the election, when he should be trying to put together an argument as to why he should be trusted with the nuclear codes for a few months, he's talking about a dead guy's dick.

Your Sunday Morning Prop Noise

The Bumble Bee:

Saturday, October 19, 2024