Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, December 8, 2024

Guess Who Just Moved into Donald's Dacha?

Ousted Syrian leader Bashar Assad fled to Moscow and received asylum from his longtime ally, Russian media said Sunday, hours after a stunning rebel advance seized control of Damascus and ended his family’s 50 years of iron rule.

They're also pulling down his statues, with no Baathists protesting "yer destroying our history" to be seen.

The big losers in this, besides Assad and his cronies, are Iran, Russia and Hezbollah.

3 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Do you suppose that Russia being preoccupied with getting their asses kicked in Ukraine kept them from fighting the Syrian rebels like they had before?

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Comrade Misfit said...

To quote the Magic 8-Ball: Signs point to yes.

dan gerene said...

Trump will fix it. He is already working on a cease fire between Ukraine and Russia. He has stated the way to peace is for Ukraine to make a deal and give Putin what he wants. He now says he knows Putin very well and he is open to it. Then Putin can get back to the business of interfering in other countries for his own benefit.