Just Morons

If you take your mdical recommendations from a dementia case and a brain-damaged drug addict, then I feel sorry for your kids.

President Donald Trump on Monday signed an executive order calling for revamped childhood vaccine recommendations that promote his long-held but discredited theory that childhood shots should be spaced out into separate medical visits.

Next up will, no doubt, be an executive order that declares that the Earth is flat and the Sun orbits the Earth.

Dear Mr. President:

Bet Consumers Won't See a Dime

The Trump administration has refunded about $100bn from the tariffs it collected before the US supreme court ruled them illegal, according to reports.

The $100bn (£74bn) figure, which represents 60% of the total $165bn collected from Donald Trump’s “liberation day” tariffs, was reported by customs officials to the US court of international trade (CIT) on Tuesday, according to the Financial Times.

Consumers who paid increased prices because of Tariff Bpy's snit aren't going to see a nickel. But the middlemen and importers will make a bundle.

Who's the Biggest Crybaby?

You know who it is, of course.

Trump at a Cabinet meeting today: "I probably was abused more than anybody in the history of our country."

Right. The spirits of those who were part of the Long Walk of the Navajo would, if they could, shed tears for Crybaby Donnie.

So would this man, Peter:

Or this man:

Or Emmett Till:

But none of those people would matter to Weeping Donnie, the Biggest Narcissist Since Nero, because he is just so, so abused and anyway, those folks were not white.

The sad thing is that nobody at that meeting had the stones to stand up and sy: "Sir, you're just crazy. I quit."

Donnie's New Tariffing

Sure, the last round of tariffs were ruled to be illegal and the Treasury's having to give the money back.

Trump's trying again. You might wonder why.

I think it's pretty clear. Trump's a career criminal. Since he's not getting arrested or imprisoned, the worse that'll happen is the Supremes will say "tut, tut" again. And, after it's all over, he'll try again.

Because that's what criminals do. They keep criming until they're stopped. And Demented Donnie has learned, over the last sixty years, that nobody'll stop him.

It Won't Be Ruined When You Spit On It.

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent proudly showed Fox’s Jesse Watters a new $ 1 coin — complete with President Donald Trump‘s face on it.

In an interview from the Treasurer’s Office that aired Monday night, Bessent gave Watters a glimpse at the currency changes underway to celebrate America’s 250th anniversary. Among those changes are new paper currency touting Trump and Bessent’s signatures and the $1 coins with Trump’s headshot.

There is something deeply wrong with Trump that he has to have his ugly puss and his name on everything.

He defiles everything he touches.

Trump is a Communist

Running a series of gas stations selling fuel for below-marked prices-- how is that not communism?

Everything Trump Touches Turns Into Shit. Everything.

After all the drama related to United States President Donald Trump and his apparent role in USMNT striker Folarin Balogun gaining eligibility to play in Monday night's match against Belgium, it was ultimately Belgium who got the last laugh on Monday at Trump's expense.

After their final goal of the 4-1 victory over the United States, some Belgium players were seen collectively mocking Trumpas they celeb rated both the goal and the blowout victory over the United States.

Anyone doubt that the Belgian players were fired up by Trump's trying to do a little bit of cheating?

Overturn this. 🧏‍♂️ #USABEL pic.twitter.com/KcBAJp3Z7d

— Belgian Red Devils (@BelRedDevils) July 7, 2026

Trump indeed is Reverse King Midas.

When In Doubt, Hire the 278,549th Best

J.Edgar Boozer's girlfriend is going to perform at Trump's Great White American Klanfest.

If you want to be mean, you could compare the low/no-talent lineup for Cadet Bone Spurs's rally to the lineup for the opening of the Obama Presidential Library.

The Pro-Ignorance President Bangs Another U-ey

Turns out that his great plan to yank up the ocean monitoring system wasn't exactly popular, especially im places where there are commercial fisheries.

FLOTUS It Is

Ask and ye shall receive, FLOTUS.

Trump's $250 bill (and the FCC)

In Mandarin Chinese, the number 250 (二百五, pronounced èr bǎi wǔ) is a common slang term that means "stupid person," "idiot," or "simpleton." Using it playfully calls someone a dummy, but it can be more disparaging depending on the tone. Because of this, pricing a product at ¥250 or giving it as a gift is generally avoided in Chinese culture to prevent accidentally insulting someone.

Trump 250.... yeah, that tracks.

Meanwhile, Trump's FCC is ordering broadcasters to fall in line with Trump and not be mean to him or the FCC will yank their licenses. Because under this FCC, "public interest" means "sucking up to the Demented Orange Felon-in-Chief".

The future investigations and criminal trials of these toadies will be epic in scope and nature.

And here is a little more insanity:

Four massive bronze horses positioned along the roads surrounding the Lincoln Memorial still shine in the sun from their first restoration in the 1970s. But their gold-toned coating is faded and patchy, and their heavy stone bases are cracked and dirty.

The Trump administration wants them glittering with a fresh coat of gold in time for America’s 250th anniversary on July 4. So in mid-April, the National Park Service handed a $5 million contract to a gilding studio in Maryland to repair the statues and cover them with a thick layer of 23.75-karat gold leaf.

It awarded the project without a full competition, according to NPS documents reviewed by NOTUS.

A "no competition" contract under these birds means that somebody's getting a taste. And, in case you want to know where the money is coming from for this bullshit, it's coming from national park fees. So the fee you pay to get into a national park like Yosemite or Acadia is going for Trump's vanity projects.

He's Lost Whatever Marbles He Ever Possessed

So, with a possible short-term deal to end his blitheringly stupid war, Trump leaves it on the table (no decision) and goes to bed to shitpost through the night about the Reflecting Pool and the Kennedy Center.

I can't even snark about that, other to mention it's painfully obvious that he cares only about frivolitis and nothing about the hard issues.

His mind is gone. The wheels have fallen off his wagon.

History will harshly judge those who are pretending otherwise.

Stand By for Maximum Frothing on Truth Social and Fox (Updated)

A federal judge ruled Friday that President Donald Trump’s name was illegally added to the Kennedy Center and blocked the administration from closing the cultural and arts venue for major renovations.

Congress named the Kennedy Center and only Congress can change the name, sez the judge.

The Orange Sundowner's going to be shit-posting all night about this.

It began:

I ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for you though, or sorry that happened

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) May 29, 2026 at 5:34 PM

A Picture Says a Thousand Words

King Donald of Depend Daipers lambasted President Obama less than two weeks ago for bowing, saying "traitors bow".

And so he does what he complains of others doing.

The Right, which echoes everything the Addlepated Autocrat says, will, no doubt, be silent about Trump's bow to President Xi.

I Hope They Make the New Passports Spit-Resistant

THE STATE DEPARTMENT IS CLOSE TO FINALIZING a radical redesign of the U.S. passport to include a picture of President Donald Trump, The Bulwark has learned from two sources with knowledge of the redesign, including one who shared images currently under consideration.

This is what it'll look like:

Ann Telnaes has a take on it:

Is there no floor, no cellar, no limit to his narcissistic defilement of our country? Even Hitler ddn't put his face on German passports.

Since Trump had his name redacted from the Epstein files, it'll be only fair to take a Sharpie and redact his name from your passport.

Mississippi Differs From P47

Unlike the white supremacists and wannabee slavers in the Trump Administration, who like to pretend that slaves lived being enslaved, beaten, sold and murdered, Mississippi is not hiding from its past.

The glass panels of the Lynching Victims Monolith are simple, etched with the names of more than 600 victims of documented racial killings in Mississippi, along with the attackers’ motives.
...
The approach to creating a state history museum was the same — tell the full story, beginning with how Native Americans were removed from the land.

“We said at the beginning we weren’t going to hide anything,” [former governor Haley] Barbour said in an interview, noting that he grew up in an era of segregation. “We weren’t gonna try to justify what was done. That’s what the people wanted — to say, ‘Look, we’re not proud of this, but we’re not going to deny it.’”

Demented Donnie and PeeWee German keep whitewashing the history of this country. There's not enough paint in the world to cover up slavery and Jim Crow, but that doesn't stop the "lost cause" lunatics and white supremacists from trying.

Don't let them.

In Case You’re Stupid Enough to Install the White House App

This is what it'll do to your Google/Android phone.

in short, it's spyware.

Why Trump Wants to Keep Tens of Millions of Americans From Voting

This is why:

His approval rating is almost as low as that of syphilis. Ambulance-chasing lawhyers and used-car salesmen have higher approval ratings than Donnie of Dementia, Master of the Bad Spray-Tan.

Don't forget that under the rules that now exist for voting, the GOP won in 2022 and 2024. They only reason they want to change the rules, now, is because they're looking at a near-historic shellacking in November and their only hope is to keep people from voting. That thier proposal would disproportionally block minorities and women from voting is, to them, a feature of their nefarious plan.

Every day, in every way, Republicans reveal themselves to be evil personified.

The Hypocritical Mad King -Updated

He hates mail-in ballots, but guess how he votes:

President Donald Trump has cast another mail ballot in Florida as he continues to publicly bash the voting method as a source of fraud and push Congress to curtail the practice.

Palm Beach County voter records show the president voted by mail in a Tuesday special election for state legislative seats and that his ballot has been counted. Early in-person voting in the contest ran through Sunday, when Trump was still at his south Florida estate.

His rule is "do as I say, not as I do."

ETA: His state rep is now a Democrat.

Fly the Fiendish Skies, If You Can

Flights are being cut back:

United Airlines plans to cut less popular flights — including mid-week and overnights — until the fall, in response to surging fuel prices triggered by the war in Iran, CEO Scott Kirby said Friday in a company memo.

Jet fuel prices have “more than doubled in the last three weeks,” Kirby said. US jet fuel prices rose to $4.56 per gallon on Friday, up from $2.50 on February 27, before the war started, according to data from Argus Media. That could cost United an extra $11 billion this year alone — more than double what the company has earned during its best year, Kirby noted.

And when you go to the airport, you might get groped by a goon whose previous posting was clubbing brown people. That there are over twice as many TSA agents as ICE agents doesn't matter to Grampaw Pedo the Sundowner.