Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, December 19, 2025

Because It's Friday

Test run of PM 1226:

Gutter Racism is Trump's Default Setting

Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem announced late Thursday that the Trump administration will pause the diversity visa lottery program, which she said was used eight years ago by the now-deceased man accused of killing two Brown University students and an MIT professor. ... Launched in the 1990s, the program offers 50,000 visas per year to people from countries with relatively low rates of immigration to the U.S., with recipients selected at random using a lottery.

Eight years ago, the president was which guy, exactly?

So let's look at this. There is a program that encourages immigration from countries with low rates of immigration, which is code for "more white people". But now Grandpa Sundowner, Pee-Wee German and the Puppy Slayer don't want any white people to come in? Are people from the Iberian Peninsula not white enough for them?

This hostility towards immigrants from people who have conveniently forgotten where their forebears came from just is baffling.


Thursday, December 18, 2025

Snorting These Up, Here










Fucking Retaliate, Guys

In November, a train carrying almost 500 people came to a sudden halt in eastern Poland. A broken overhead line had smashed several windows, and the track ahead was damaged. Elsewhere on the line, explosives detonated under a passing freight train.

No one was hurt in either case and the damage was limited, but Poland, which blamed the attack on Russia’s intelligence services, responded forcefully: It deployed 10,000 troops to protect critical infrastructure.

The sabotage in Poland is one of 145 incidents in an Associated Press database that Western officials say are part of a campaign of disruption across Europe masterminded by Russia. Officials say the campaign — waged since President Vladimir Putin’s invasion of Ukraine in 2022 — aims to deprive Kyiv of support, create divisions among Europeans and identify the continent's security weak spots.

So far in this hybrid war, most known acts of sabotage have resulted in minimal damage — nothing compared to the tens of thousands of lives lost and cities decimated across Ukraine
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Hit them back. That's what one does with bullies: Hit them back. Russia is a big country with lots of ground to defend. Fuck with their shit from Kaliningrad to Vladivostok.

Play by Chicago Rules, for the Russians are.

Or give up and start teaching your populations basic Russian for when the Russian army shows up to murder and rape your women. For that is what they do.

There's an old saying that you can fight on your feet or die on your knees. With the Russians as opponents, that's your choice.

“Repeated False Claims”

That's CNN's analysis of Trump's speech.

I can't say it's his dementia. He lies about everything snd always has. Everything said by Trump is and has been a lie, including the articles and punctuation.

Except when he implied that he wanted to bang his daughter. That was the truth.

Wednesday, December 17, 2025

The "Peace President" at Work, Plus More Racism From the Orange Piggy and Discount Goebbels (and Covering Up War Crimes)

President Donald Trump said Tuesday he is ordering a blockade of all “sanctioned oil tankers” into Venezuela, ramping up pressure on the country’s authoritarian leader Nicolás Maduro in a move that seemed designed to put a tighter chokehold on the South American country’s economy.

Trump’s escalation comes after U.S. forces last week seized an oil tanker off Venezuela’s coast, an unusual move that followed a buildup of military forces in the region. In a post on social media Tuesday night announcing the blockade, Trump alleged Venezuela was using oil to fund drug trafficking and other crimes and vowed to continue the military buildup until the country gave the U.S. oil, land and assets, though it was not clear why he felt the U.S. had a claim.

“Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled in the History of South America,” Trump said in a post on his social media platform. “It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the United States of America all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us.”

Anybody want to tell the world what land and oil Venezuela has stolen? Does Grandpa Sundowner now think that he's a member of some native South American tribe?

Meanwhile, the Ancient Racist is adding more countries to his Operation Ban Brown People From Coming Here.

He's been very specific as to what countries he wants immigration from: Sweden, Norway and Denmark. Nobody has managed to point out to Our Demented Nazi-in-Chief that, to the residents of those countries, the U.S. is a shithole country with bad health care, a failing public education system, an emerging autocratic government and rampant crime committed by gunmen.

In a move that should surprise nobody, our Drunken War Criminal isn't going to release the video that proves that he's a war criminal. To cover up his crime, he's classifying it "top secret".

Finally, Lord Bezos is in the news for giving a neurdivergent school charity $5 million. To which I say: Big Fucking Deal. If a millionaire gave a local animal shelter fifty bucks, neither the shelter or the donor would be putting out press releases. Because, on a percentage basis, that's the same level of giving. Bezos isn't the only rich fuck to make a mockery of charitable giving, both Grandpa Sundown and the Ketamine Rocketman are masters of that.

Tuesday, December 16, 2025

Awarding These Down, Here




I'm betting he took it to bed with him.






Monday, December 15, 2025

Trump is Both Pathetic and Deranged

Only he would make the murders of Rob Reiner and Michele Singer about him.

He is truly a pitiable husk of a man, one whose soul has already been blasted into cinders.

Sunday, December 14, 2025

The GOP is the American Nazi Party.

Nazis of a feather, hang together.

The GOP is merely reclaiming its roots as a Nazi-adjacent party, which they were before Hitler declared war following the Pearl Harbor attack.

Racist and Fascist ICE/CBP

They shut the doors of restaurants with Black patrons in Minneapolis and then demanded that everyone show their papers. All were American citizens.

We need to fire every badge-toting goon at ICE and CBP, bar them from future employment with the Federal government and disestablish those angencies. We'll have to spin up something new, but what exists now is irretrievably contaminated with "officers" who regard the Constitution as if it was printed on toilet paper.

That's at a bare minimum. Investigations and trials must also happen and, if they need to be held someplace, Alligator Alley is available.

And, of course, DHS's gotta go.

Your Sunday Morning Jet Noise

C-17 at St. Maarten Airport:



"Swing and a miss..."

Saturday, December 13, 2025

Thank You, RFK, jr. and the Rest of You Anti-Vaxx, Ivermectin-Swilling MAGA Idiots

Even your propaganda channel can't hide it:


Thanks again, morons, for turning this country into a laughingstock.

Caturday

"Ready for my close-up, C.B."

Friday, December 12, 2025

ATTN Deaf People

Trump hates you.

The Trump administration is arguing that requiring real-time American Sign Language interpretation of events like White House press briefings “would severely intrude on the President’s prerogative to control the image he presents to the public,” part of a lawsuit seeking to require the White House to provide the services.

It's yet another example of both Trump's childish pettiness and his utter distain for anyone differebnt from himself.

Reminder Trois

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Because It's Friday

Steam at some German museum.

MAGA Terrorists At Work

A small school district in Vermont was hit with racist and threatening calls and messages after a Somali flag was put up a week ago in response to President Donald Trump referring to Minnesota’s Somali community as “ garbage.”
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The Somali flag was flown alongside the Vermont state flag and beneath the United States flag at a building that includes K-12 classrooms and administrative offices. Somali students cheered and clapped, telling administrators the flag flying meant a great deal to them, he said.

What ensued was a deluge of phone calls, voicemails and social media posts aimed at district workers and students. Some school phone lines were shut down — along with the district website — as a way to shield staff from harassment. Chavarria said videos of the event did not also show the U.S. and Vermont flags were still up and spread through right-wing social media apps, leaving out the important context
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Terroristic threats is how the Right and MAGA works to intimidate people, just like they tried in Indiana.

The Right is showing their racism. They don't even try to

Bribable PamALLAH and Ka$happ are setting up a tip-line to call in political terrorists, so maybe they can flooded with calls about the MAGAidiots doing their thing.

Trump Keeps Poodling for Putin


When you are siding with Russia, North Korea, China and Iran, you're on the side of evil. Trump is evil and since this vote was inour name. so are we.

Thursday, December 11, 2025

Remember, It's not Piracy When a Nation-State Does It.

US forces have seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela, in a major escalation of Donald Trump’s four-month pressure campaign against the South American country’s dictator, Nicolás Maduro.

It'll be interesting to see how this plays out, but I'm not about to give The Orange Sundowner the benefit of the doubt.

ETA: MAybe someone will explain what seizing tankers has to do with fighting the export of drugs to Europe.

Mafia Nation (ETA: Indiana's Response)

Trump is running this country as though it was a Mafia family: "Nice state you have there, Indiana. Be a shame if something were to happen to it."

I hope that the Republicans in Indiana can find their balls and spine and call his bluff.

And then their congressional delegation can help stick it to the Bloated Orange Sundowner.

ETA: Indiana Republicans to Trump (and the White Slaveowners Heritage Foundation): Go fuck yourself. It wasn't even close.

Scooping These Down, Here




Johnny and the Supine Supremes:




Participation prizes for deranged adult toddlers:


Trump/Rubio to Tourists: Visit Another Country

Tourists to the United States would have to reveal their social media activity from the last five years, under new Trump administration plans.

The mandatory new disclosures would apply to the 42 countries whose nationals are currently permitted to enter the US without a visa, including longtime US allies Britain, France, Australia, Germany and Japan.

In a notice published on Tuesday, the US Customs and Border Protection agency (CBP) said it would also require any telephone numbers used by visitors over the same period, and any email addresses used in the last decade, as well as face, fingerprint, DNA and iris biometrics. It would also ask for the names, addresses, birthdates and birthplaces of family members, including children
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This is the notice.

My suspicion is that more and more tourists are going to opt to go to a more welcoming country. Which is probably any other country other than Russia, Iran or North Korea.

Stupid and Racist, All in a Nasty Bundle

Why can’t we have some people from Norway, Sweden, just a few…from Denmark…send us some nice people. We always take people from Somalia, places that are a disaster…filthy, dirty, disgusting, ridden with crime. The only thing they’re good at is going after ships."

I'm somewhat astonished that he just didn't come out and say "Aryan".

Because you know who else blamed minorities for his country's problems? This dickhead:

Wednesday, December 10, 2025

Donnie's Lawn Mower

Heh.

Thanks to RFK, Jr and the Rest of the Anti-Vax Idiots

The measles outbreak in South Carolina is “accelerating” with no end in sight following Thanksgiving and other large gatherings, state health officials said Wednesday.

As of Wednesday, 111 measles cases had been reported in what’s known as upstate South Carolina — an area in the northwest of the state that includes Greenville and Spartanburg.

If you want a quickie explanation why my side of the aisle regards conservatives as being morons, this is a good example. Dumb-asses believe the stupid shit that Brainworm Bobby and the other conspiracy theory fools (or Russian tools) hand out, so they don't get their kids vaccinated and now we're getting epidemics of formerly defeated diseases.

100% Fully Mockable Bullshit

Ol' Kashyap Patel is handing out these challenge coins:

Of the FBI directors, Hoovel was evil while Patel is nothing more than a clownshoe-wearing buffoon,

Tuesday, December 9, 2025

Fraudster Trump

Donald Trump signed mortgage documents in the 1990s claiming two separate Florida properties would each serve as his principal residence – the same thing his administration is calling “mortgage fraud” when done by political rivals, records show.

ProPublica unearthed documents demonstrating that within seven weeks of each other in late 1993 and early 1994, the president obtained loans for neighboring Palm Beach homes, pledging each would be his primary dwelling. Instead of living in them, though, he rented both out as investment properties.

There is no suggestion that the activity is or was illegal, and proving intent is key in fraud cases. Yet Trump has called the same behavior – having two primary dwelling mortgages – “deceitful and potentially criminal” in relation to mortgage fraud charges against the Federal Reserve governor Lisa Cook. The Trump administration is bringing several similar cases against the New York attorney general, Letitia James, the senator Adam Schiff and the congressman Eric Swalwell.

Guess it's OK if the Demented Orange Piggy and other Republicans do it. Including the asshole who has been making such a big point of it.

Trafficking These Down, Here







RELATIONSHIP ADVICE: Find someone who will defend you with the same ferocity that Megyn Kelly defends pedophiles.

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