Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
Showing posts with label modern stupidity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label modern stupidity. Show all posts

Thursday, June 11, 2026

Trump Hits the Big Five-Oh

That is how many times he has claimed to be close to making a deal with Iran.

But every time he says that, the idiots who trade stocks go batshit. And then.... nothing.

Because they, and most of the potable borders, are gullible fools. They simply do not seem to understand that Trump is delusional and spins his own fantastical world.

Thursday, March 12, 2026

Trump’s War Planners are Seriously Stupid Beyond Belief

Sheer, utter incompetence:

The Pentagon and National Security Council significantly underestimated Iran’s willingness to close the Strait of Hormuz in response to US military strikes while planning the ongoing operation, according to multiple sources familiar with the matter.

President Donald Trump’s national security team failed to fully account for the potential consequences of what some officials have described as a worst-case scenario now facing the administration, the sources said.

Jesus Fucking Christ! How could anyone with even passing knowledge of the geography and military history of the region not know that the Iranians would try to close the Strait of Hormuz? This isn't hard, it's one step above knowing which end of a gun the bullets come out of. As far as war-planning goes, this is at "tie your shoes" level.

This is serious top-shelf incompetence, of the "people should be shot for that" grade.

Friday, February 27, 2026

A Bit of Trigger-Happiness

The U.S. military used a laser Thursday to shoot down a “seemingly threatening” drone flying near the U.S.-Mexico border. It turned out the drone belonged to Customs and Border Protection, lawmakers said.

Whiskey Pete's boys seem to be a little trigger-happy. My guess is that he's given order to kill first and ask questions later. Because that's the sort of ghoul that he is.

CBP uses Predator (MQ-9B) drones, so that's about $34 million or so that was needlessly blown to bits.

Wednesday, January 28, 2026

Trump Hires Stupid Fuckers While He Bashes the 2A

The interim head of the country’s cyber defense agency uploaded sensitive contracting documents into a public version of ChatGPT last summer, triggering multiple automated security warnings that are meant to stop the theft or unintentional disclosure of government material from federal networks, according to four Department of Homeland Security officials with knowledge of the incident.

How stupid does one have to be in order as, a computer security expert, to do this stupid shit?

Meanwhile, the Orange Sundowner continues to bash the Second Amendment.

Imagine Obama saying that; the frothing from the Right would have been monumentous. Because the Right has not been shy about bringing their guns to demonstrations.

But when it's not thier side, they bleat, without an ounce of self-reflection, that people shouldn't bring guns to demonstrations.

Hell, they want to ban whistles, too.

That's a common theme with the Right: freedoms and liberties are only theirs to exercise. The rest of us should shut up, lie down, and let them stamp on our faces, forever. They haven't changed since the 18th Century, when they were the Loyalists collaborating in the oppression of the Colonialists by the armed forces of Mad King George.

They lost, then. They'll lose, now.

Saturday, December 13, 2025

Thank You, RFK, jr. and the Rest of You Anti-Vaxx, Ivermectin-Swilling MAGA Idiots

Even your propaganda channel can't hide it:


Thanks again, morons, for turning this country into a laughingstock.

Wednesday, December 10, 2025

Thanks to RFK, Jr and the Rest of the Anti-Vax Idiots

The measles outbreak in South Carolina is “accelerating” with no end in sight following Thanksgiving and other large gatherings, state health officials said Wednesday.

As of Wednesday, 111 measles cases had been reported in what’s known as upstate South Carolina — an area in the northwest of the state that includes Greenville and Spartanburg.

If you want a quickie explanation why my side of the aisle regards conservatives as being morons, this is a good example. Dumb-asses believe the stupid shit that Brainworm Bobby and the other conspiracy theory fools (or Russian tools) hand out, so they don't get their kids vaccinated and now we're getting epidemics of formerly defeated diseases.

Tuesday, August 5, 2025

Shorter RFK,Jr.: All You Proles Can Die Soon

The Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) is winding down its mRNA vaccine development activities under the Biomedical Advanced Research and Development Authority (BARDA), the agency announced Tuesday.

“We reviewed the science, listened to the experts, and acted,” HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said in a statement. The winding down will include the cancellation of some contracts, he added.

“BARDA is terminating 22 mRNA vaccine development investments because the data show these vaccines fail to protect effectively against upper respiratory infections like COVID and flu. We’re shifting that funding toward safer, broader vaccine platforms that remain effective even as viruses mutate.”

I am very confident that I can safely state that what Brainworm Bobby is saying is 100%, pure unadulterated bullshit. There's no reputable expert for that proposition and the science is not behind it.

What happened, though, is that Bobby Drainbamage knew the result that he wanted, so he hand-picked "experts" to support his position. There was no independent review, only the medical equivalent of Trump drawing on a hurricane map with a Sharpie.

mRNA vaccines are one of the great advances pushed through by the first Trump Administration. COVID vaccines saved millions of people and they earned a Nobel Prize.

But the far-right flat-earthers hated the idea of vaccines, preferring to take horse medicine that had, at best, a placebo effect. Thanks to those clowns, the world will get sicker and infectious diseases are roaring back.

Monday, April 7, 2025

UAW Chief Shawn Fain is the Dumbest Union Leader of the Day

Why he doesn't care about the stock market:

He doesn't care much about the stock market's decline.

"You know, half of Americans don't even have stock," he said. (Some estimates say well over half of Americans own some stock.)

"Sixty percent of Americans have no retirement savings," he said. "So when I hear all the crying about the stock market, this is just Wall Street. They're people that are already rich, and at the end of the day, most working class people are trying to survive right now. And it's infuriating that our livelihoods have been stripped from us for decades and no one's cared.
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Guess what, Numbnutz: Your members don't have pensions. That got negotiated away. They have 401(K)s.

And guess where the funds of those 401(K)s are invested, Shawn? Anyone?

Let's not always see the same hands. But yes, class, IN THE MOTHERFUCKING STOCK MARKET!

That's right, folks, you don't have to directly own a single share of stock to be affected by the stock market. If you have a 401(K), you're almost always in the stock market, to some extent.

Which means a crashing stock market hurts your union members, you dumb shit.

Saturday, March 22, 2025

Soon to be Seen Outside Tesla Dealerships


You might have bought a Tesla last year or before, you owe money on it, and your underwater because used Teslas are not selling very well. I get that.

But if you buy a new Tesla now, you are buying a Swastikar and you are proudly proclaiming that you are a fucking Nazi.

Wednesday, February 19, 2025

On Commenting on Political Matters, Both Here and Elsewhere

You should ask yourself two questions:
  1. Was I eligible to vote in the last election?
  2. Did I vote?
If the answer to the first one is "no", or if the answer to both question is "yes", then sound off.

If the answer to the first question is "yes" and the answer to the second question is "no", then consider shutting the fuck up until November, 2026.

However much you think your vote doesn't count, it does. 90 million Americans were eligible to vote in 2024 and, for whatever reason, couldn't be bothered to do that one act of citizenship. An act of citizenship that people have been killed over. An act of citizenship that a majority of Americans were once forbidden to perform, either by intimidation or by the law (and still are, in more and more states).

But you, you special snowflake, couldn't get off your dead ass and vote.

Note that I'm not making this contingent on for whom you voted. Regardless of what I think of Der Drumpfenführer, those who voted for him are mostly honorable citizens (neo-nazis notwithstanding) who exercised their rights as citizens.

To those who could have voted but didn't: Your opinions on political matters are without value.

You didn't vote.

Shut the fuck up.

Tuesday, December 31, 2024

What Happened to the Drones?

Earlier this month, there was story after story about drones over New Jersey and nearby states. TV reporters were blathering, politicians were fulminating, Something Must Be Done railed the professional pearl-clutchers.

Now, crickets.

So, where are the drones? did the idiots flying them figure out that really bad things would happen if they were caught? Did the aliens realize that there is no intelligent life in New Jersey and go to another star system?

Monday, December 16, 2024

This Will Be Off the National Media Radar in Three Days

Five people are dead and others injured after a shooting Monday at a Christian school in Wisconsin, the police chief says.

Madison Police Chief Shon Barnes says the suspect shooter is also among the dead
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Just kids being killed at a school. Happens a lot. It's not as though they were CEOs of large companies, so a blip and it'll be gone.

Only one CEO was offed, so it's not like they're living under the same cloud of threat that schoolkids have done every day since 1999 or 2012.

Wednesday, December 11, 2024

IOW: "Murder is Wrong, But I Get Why"

Froma Harrop wrote a column that starts out saying that murder is wrong, but then went into great length about the struggles her late husband had with UHC and how those delays and fights may have hastened his death.

So it's more "I won't kill these guys, but I am looking forward to reading their obits," I guess.

Isn't it a little ironic how running death panels for fun and profit, as UHC and other insureres have been doing, turned out to be rather unpopular?

To those who decide whose lives are saved and who gets shunted off to die: How is your job any different from the guys who did the sorting at the extermination camps? You don't look them in their faces and you don't wear a Luger and jackboots?

Tuesday, December 10, 2024

Not Sure if This is True

RUMINT is that the two people who called 911 to rat out the accused shooter of the UHC Scumbag CEO are being told they can't claim the reward because they didn't call through Crimestoppers to get a claim code. Just like the health care industry, screwing people over for not reading the fine print.

The Yelp reviews on the McDonald's in Altoona have been brutal. between that, the poisonous onions, and the chain now being the TOFF's favorite food, I'd sell the stock short.

RUMINT also is that there are people in the dead CEO's circle saying that he had plans to reform things. Yeah, sure. That sounds a hell of a lot like the cases where an armed robber is shot dead by a cop or a citizen and the dead robber's family claims that he was going to turn his life around and that he was going to use the money from this last job to pay his bus fare to seminary.

Monday, November 25, 2024

Bird Flu: Coming Soon to a Dairy Case Near You

Since Brainworm Bobby and his team are going to gut food inspections, stand by for a lot of this:

After bird flu was detected in a retail sample of raw milk produced and packaged by Raw Farm, LLC, the California Department of Public Health warned consumers on Sunday to avoid consuming any from the same lot.

This should not come as a surprise to anyone. The warning signs were there.

More than half of cats around the first Texas dairy farm to test positive for bird flu this spring died after drinking raw milk from the infected cows, scientists reported this week, offering a window into a toll the virus has taken during its unprecedented spread through the cattle industry.
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Cats at the Texas farm had been fed raw milk from cows that turned out to be infected with highly pathogenic avian influenza, or HPAI H5N1. A day after the farm first started noticing cows were getting sick, the cats started getting sick too. By the end, more than half of the cats had died.

Pasturised milk was one of the greatest advancements in food safety, but idiots like Bobby Brainworm and the rest of the "natural food" crowd have told themselves otherwise.

If you buy into his garbage pseudo-science and someone in your family becomes seriously ill or dies, look to the dictionary if you seek sympathy. You'll find it listed between shit and syphilis.

Monday, November 11, 2024

Don’t Bother Crying Here

The Arab population in Dearborn have collectively cut off their noses to spite their faces.

Trump moved the American embassy to Jerusalem. He's told Bibi to do what he needs to with regards to Gaza. One of his first actions in 2017 was to try to ban Muslims from even visiting the U.S.

The only Arabs Trump cares about are the super-wealthy one. Anyone who thinks that he gives a shit about the people in Gaza or southern Lebanon is anacephalic, at best.

So, Arabs of MI: Trump has always hated you people, he probably privately refers to you as "sand n-word" and now you've given the Democrats a reason to not like you, as well. That's some really genius political strategizing.