Bye Bye Bondi

Trump shitcanned Bondi.

The only thing certain is that whoever he chooses to replace her will be more venal, more partisan, more destructive to the rule of law and more fascist than she.

Blonde Bimbo Bondi Has Never Read the Constitution

This is what she said:

For someone who went to law school, she is remarkably ignorant about what is in the Consitution. Particularly the 14th Amendment, Section 1:

All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

There you have it. Citizenship is a motherfucking right guaranteed by the Constitution.

So fuck you, Pam. I hope they yank your law license, let alone your law decree. You're not qualifieid to possess either.

Only Fascists and Nazis Defend What ICE is Doing

And if that shoe fits you, wear it.

This is what ICE is doing:

On Jan,. 23, Judge Gary Klausner, a George W. Bush appointee in the Los Angeles area, ordered the release of a 70-year-old Iranian woman who was ordered deported in 1999 but whose deportation could not be effectuated at the time. She was detained by ICE in November, but when she filed a lawsuit seeking release, the administration did “not have an opposition argument to present.”

Klausner was floored: “It appears that Respondents arrested a chronically ill, 70-year-old woman, who came to this country to avoid religious persecution and applied for asylum, who has lived here peacefully for 26 years and complied with all check-in requirements and other conditions of release, who has no known criminal record and poses no threat to anyone …then kept her in detention for months without sufficient medical care—and they do not have any argument to offer to even try to justify these actions.”

If you work for ICE or the Border Patrol, you are a stain on the Constitution. You probably wipe your ass with the American Flag.

You dishonor all of us. We are all diminished by your rampant lawlessness.

Quit and find a job more in keeping with your talents, like working in a pork meatpacking plant.

Remember: Everything Border Patrol and ICE officers Testify to In Court Are Lies

Cases brought against protestors are falling apart because ICE agents keep lying on the stand. The term is "testilying" and, of course, Trump's Legal Dept. won't hold them accountable.

The statute of limitation for federal perjury is five years, so it's possible we'll get around to locking up those lying fuckers.

There is No "Department of Justice" Anymore

Trump's formally defiling the building:

A large banner with Donald Trump’s face was hung on the front of the Justice Department headquarters in Washington, the president’s latest effort to imprint his personal brand on the nation’s capital.

Observers spotted the lengthy blue banner featuring Trump’s face sandwiched between two pillars on the building’s exterior on Thursday. The banner, which also includes the DOJ seal, states, “Make America Safe Again,” and adorns the front entrance of a department that Democrats say has been weaponized by Trump.

(I don't care for heights, but if they have a lottery for Who Gets To Rip This Down at 12:01PM, 1/20/29, I am in.)

You might recall who also did that:

Prosecutors are walking out on this craziness and so are the criminals, who are being set free by Trump's Legal Department:

The federal prosecutor’s office in Minnesota has been gutted by a wave of career officials resigning or retiring over objections to Trump administration directives. Because of the turmoil, 12-time convicted felon Cory Allen McKay caught a break.

With a three-decade record of violent crime that includes strangling a pregnant woman and firing a shotgun under a person’s chin, McKay was scheduled to stand trial next month on methamphetamine trafficking charges that could have locked him up for 25 years. Instead, he walked free after the prosecutor on his case retired.

This is a side-effect of Shadow President Miller's racist lawfare on brown people. Latinos who are native-born citizens have been getting swept up and held for days, solely because they don't pass Kavanaugh's Color Chart.

As this goes on, anyone who has a shred of personal honor left should down tools and walk out the door of Bondi's Legal Revenge Team.

ICE Lies, Again and Again and Again, My Friend

The upshot of this story, in which ICE claimed a detainee ran headfirst into a wall, is that they more likely beat the guy half to death and then concocted a wildly improbably fairy tale to disguise what they did.

Which is why, when Trump's legal team promises an investigation into the murder of Alex Pretti, only a person with a liquified cortex would believe that there will be an honest investigation. Those who would have done the investigation have quit or have been pushed out. What's left are Trumpy sycophants. Bondi, Noem, Patel, and Miller all said, within hours of the murder, that Pretti was a domestic terrorist or an assassin. So it's reasonable to conclude that this investigation will be a real heavy whitewashing of the murder.

Russia's Rep Was in Fulton County

Putin's girlfriend, Tulsi Gabbard, was in Fulton County, skulking around at the Trump-mandated raid on county election offices. What the DNI has to do with elections is yours to speculate.

Meanwhile, as it would be put if the press was covering a third-world dictatorship: State secret police arrested a journalist who was covering a protest. He wasn't the only one Trump's Blackshirts arrested for covering a protest.

Bribe-taking Barbie had to go judge-shopping to find one who would sign an arrest warning.

As others have noticed, using the KKK Act to arrest a journalist who was covering a protest at a neo-Nazi church that has a high-ranking ICE official as an assistant pastor is some seriously twisted shit. The point of all this is to intimidate reporters, because Trump can't abide freedom of the press.

The presumption of innocence should apply ten-fold to anyone charged by the feds. The standard of proof for a conviction in federal court should be beyond an unreasonable doubt. Because it's reasonable, now, to suppose that a federal charge is persecution.

And every reporter, editor and publisher who doesn't speedily condemn those arrests is a fucking Quisling who should quit and take a job washing Lindsey Graham's balls.

Bondi's Extortion Attempt

ICE in Minneapolis was never about immigration. It was about Federal terror and trying to extort concessions from the state.

Pam Bondi just sent a letter to Minnesota officials saying ICE will leave if the state turns over its voter database to Trump. Guess what? This has never been about safety or immigration. It’s a pretext for Trump to take over elections in swing states.

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— Chris Murphy (@chrismurphyct.bsky.social) January 24, 2026 at 7:35 PM

The Blonde Fascist Barbie also wants SNAP records, proving once again, that both her and the Puppy-Slayer's Gestapo tactics have nothing to do with immigration. It's all about intimidating blue stakes to knuckle under to Her Orange God.

Which is not happening.

Suuuure They Just Found Them

The Justice Department said Wednesday that it may need a “few more weeks” to release all of its records on the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein after suddenly discovering more than a million potentially relevant documents, further delaying compliance with last Friday’s congressionally mandated deadline.

"Oopsie, we just found a million more Epsten documents"... sure they did, sure they did. Were they safely stored in a bathroom at Mar-a-Lao? In Melantonia's skivvy drawer? Maybe in Bribable Bondi's garage?

There is no DoJ anymore. It's a conglomeration of taxpayer-paid lawyers that serve the interests of the Ancient Orange Sundowner.

MAGA Terrorists At Work

A small school district in Vermont was hit with racist and threatening calls and messages after a Somali flag was put up a week ago in response to President Donald Trump referring to Minnesota’s Somali community as “ garbage.”
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The Somali flag was flown alongside the Vermont state flag and beneath the United States flag at a building that includes K-12 classrooms and administrative offices. Somali students cheered and clapped, telling administrators the flag flying meant a great deal to them, he said.

What ensued was a deluge of phone calls, voicemails and social media posts aimed at district workers and students. Some school phone lines were shut down — along with the district website — as a way to shield staff from harassment. Chavarria said videos of the event did not also show the U.S. and Vermont flags were still up and spread through right-wing social media apps, leaving out the important context.

Terroristic threats is how the Right and MAGA works to intimidate people, just like they tried in Indiana.

The Right is showing their racism. They don't even try to

Bribable PamALLAH and Ka$happ are setting up a tip-line to call in political terrorists, so maybe they can flooded with calls about the MAGAidiots doing their thing.

Bribable Pam Hasn't Met a Constitutional Right She's Not Willing to Violate

Later today, the Developer of the ICEBlock app - Joshua Aaron - is expected to file a lawsuit in the United States District Court for the District of Columbia against Pam Bondi in her official capacity as Attorney General, Kristi Noem in her capacity as the Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security, Todd Lyons in his capacity as the Acting Director of ICE, and Tom Homan in his capacity as the White House Border Czar.

The lawsuit alleges that government officials - acting in their official capacity - pressured Apple into removing the ICEBlock app from the Apple App Store in violation of Mr. Aaron’s 1st Amendment protected expression. The lawsuit asks the court to permanently enjoin the government from coercing, threatening, or demanding Apple or other app distribution services to stop distribution of the ICEBlock App, among other things.

Trump's blackshirts pretty much view rights and freedoms as only applying to them and their supporters.

Apple, like most companies, is an amoral entity that only cares about money.

Sleepy Piggy's Retribution Campaign Stumbles Again

The Justice Department on Thursday failed to secure an indictment against New York Attorney General Letitia James, a person familiar with the matter told NBC News.

The presentation to the grand jury came less than two weeks after the original criminal case against her was dismissed.

A grand jury voting "no bill" when a prosecutor is pushing for an indictment is rather rare, as the standard of proof for an dictment is pretty low, roughly "we think he done it." That they couldn't persuade a grand jury to indict is pretty damming.

But Don Snoreleone and Bribable Barbie will have some amoral toady at the Departmant of Legalish Hackery try again.

Let's Be Clear About One Thing: There Is No "Department of Justice" Anymore

It's Trump's Taxpayer-Paid Legal Department.

The Justice Department on Thursday sued to block new congressional district boundaries approved by California voters last week, joining a court battle that could help determine which party wins control of the U.S. House in 2026.

They've done nothing about Texas's gerrymandering, hell, Trump called for it. But gerrymandering for Democrats is illegal, according to Trump's personal lawyer, the eminently bribable Pam Bondi.

Gerrymandering for the GOP without voter approval: Bondi likes.

Gerrymandering for the Democrats with voter approval: Bondi sues.

Comey Indictment

By now, unless you've been in a cave or a coma, you know that Trump's DoJ, on his direct order, procured an indictment of James Comey.

the Feds to Comey probably doesn't have many political friends. In the space of a year, he managed to piss off both Republicans and Democrats, by investigating Trump over his connections to Russia and by throwing the election to Trump. So it's probably a smart move to go after him, first.

But it's still both pernicious as hell and likely to fail. A president publicly acting as a shot-caller for the DoJ, which formerly operated somewhat independently, turns the criminal justice system into a travesty. It would have, in an earlier time, been enough to trigger an impeachment. It may also make it harder for prosecutors in other cases to win convictions, as it may be in the minds of jurors to wonder whether or not the charges are fair.

It's likely to fail as the defense will have a wealth of information to show that Preznit Voldemoron has been trying to prejudice the case. It may fail because his handpicked stooge may have to run the case herself, as no career prosecutor was willing to sign the charge sheet and, for some reason, La Stooge signed and filed two charge sheets and then denied knowledge of that to the judge. She may have to present the case as a complete newbie and she's already demonstrated to the judge that she doesn't know what she's doing. It's quite likely that the case will fall completely apart. I would not be surprised if the defense was able to suggest that, what with the directed dropping of the Homan bribery case, that there's not justice coming from the DoJ.

Republicans should also be aware of the Golden Rule of Politics: I"ll Do Unto You Like You Did Unto Me.

It's OK to Not Bake a Cake or Provide Flowers to a Gay Wedding, But We'll Prosecute Anyone Who Doesn't Print Kirk Flyers

Attorney General Pam Bondi has threatened to prosecute a former private employee at Office Depot for refusing to print flyers for a Charlie Kirk vigil.
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“Businesses cannot discriminate,” Bondi said, referring to the Office Depot incident. “If you wanna go in and print posters with Charlie’s pictures on them for a vigil, you have to let them do that. We can prosecute you for that.”.

If Charlie Kirk had thrown a gay wedding and he couldn't get a cake, Bondi would have spun her head around in confusion as to whether or not she should be outraged.

Remember, Trump Pardoned Guys Who Beat Cops With Poles, Clubs, Crushed Them in Doors and Sprayed Them With Bear Spray

But he and Bondi are going after a guy who threw a sandwich at a Feebie. And, instead of letting him turn himself in (as was offered), they sent twenty goons to do an early-morning performative arrest.

Compare this case to how they've treated the J6 criminals who assaulted cops: All pardoned and quite a few have been hired by Bondi and Trump.

It's all a massive distraction to get something on the news other than the continuing fact that
Trump is in the Epstein Files.

The Pedo Conference

Top Trump administration officials will gather at the vice president’s residence Wednesday evening as they continue to weigh whether to publish an audio recording and transcript of Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche’s recent conversation with Jeffrey Epstein accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell.
The administration’s handling of the Epstein case, as well as the need to craft a unified response, is expected to be a main focus of the dinner, three sources familiar with the meeting told CNN. The meeting will include White House chief of staff Susie Wiles, Vice President JD Vance, Attorney General Pam Bondi, FBI Director Kash Patel and Blanche.

Not a shred of concern for the victims of Epstein, Maxwell and Trump will be shown. It's all about getting Trump unhoisted from his own petard.

More Distractions from the Servile Blonde Bimbo Who is Trying to Hide that Trump is in the Epstein Files

Attorney General Pam Bondi has directed that the Justice Department move forward with a probe into the origins of the Trump-Russia investigation following the recent release of documents aimed at undermining the legitimacy of the inquiry that established that Moscow interfered on the Republican’s behalf in the 2016 U.S. presidential election.

Bondi has directed a prosecutor to present evidence to a grand jury after referrals from the Trump administration’s top intelligence official, a person familiar with the matter said Monday. That person was not authorized to discuss it by name and spoke on condition of anonymity to The Associated Press. Fox News first reported the development.

As everyone should know, by now, this is all done to try and distract the American people and the MSM from one central fact:

Trump is in the Epstein Files

He's not only in the files, he's likely prominently mentioned. He's probably in the video of the fuckery at Epstein's estate, if not his island, based on the thousand or so FBI agets who were hurredly assigned to cleanse the files.

Not to mention the propaganda effort to cleanse the reputation of Ghislane Maxwell in order to pave the way for her pardon, but only if she never mentions Trump.

Ghislane Maxwell-- the Fix is In

Ghislaine Maxwell, convicted of sex trafficking in connection with Jeffrey Epstein, has been moved to a federal prison in Texas, officials said Friday.

Maxwell was transferred to the minimum-security federal prison camp in Bryan from a low-security prison in Tallahassee, Fla., a Federal Bureau of Prisons official told the Houston Chronicle.

It's a transfer, based on her offenses and her time in custody to date, she wasn't eligible for. But "they" moved her, anyway.

It's corrupt as fuck. Bondi and Blanche apparently bought Maxwell's cooperation with a transfer from a prison to a Club Fed that was against regulations.

Maxwell will say what they want her to say. She'll deny ever seeing Trump at anything. She'll deny even knowing who Trump is. And she'll get her pardon after the midterm elections. Bet on that.

ICE Lies With Impunity

US immigration officers made false and misleading statements in their reports about several Los Angeles protesters they arrested during the massive demonstrations that rocked the city in June, according to federal law enforcement files obtained by the Guardian.
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Out of nine “assault” and “impeding” felony cases the justice department filed immediately after the start of the protests and promoted by the attorney general, Pam Bondi, prosecutors dismissed seven of them soon after filing the charges.

In reports that led to the detention and prosecution of at least five demonstrators, Department of Homeland Security (DHS) agents made false statements about the sequence of events and misrepresented incidents captured on video.

One DHS agent accused a protester of shoving an officer, when footage appeared to show the opposite: the officer forcefully pushed the protester.

"Testilying" is an old tradition of bad and brutal cops and the ICEstapo is living down to that. The saving grace, nowadays, is that somebody is always taking video of what the cops are doing. That has been true since a BART cop murdered Oscar Grant 16 years ago.

You can bet the farm that not a single one of those lying ICE goons will suffer any consequences for their offical lies.