The One Question tRump Has About Everything

Besides "how can I make this about me?"

That is: "How can I make money off of it? How can I grift my gullible supporters into giving me more money?"

And that is just what he did with Freedom 250, a vehicle to enrichen himself, his family, and a handful of supporters.

But that is easy to do because, let's face it, most couldn't outthink a hampster. Especially this clown:

There are things to celebrate. Happy Fourth.

No Corruption Here, No Siree Bob!

Trump, who raked in billions last year, took out a $59 million loan from Chuckie Schwab last year.

Nobody knows why and it's a resaonable bet that if there is a repayment coupon book, the first one is due in 2046 on his birthday. Because everything surrounding Trump is rotten.

For instance, the government contract on his "this won't cost the taxpayers a cent" ballroom went out on a no-bid basis to his cronies. There is just so much sleaze surrounding this guy. It's amazing how Republicans support this crook, to the point that as far as I'm concerned, if someone supports tRump, everyone around those people should secure their wallets.

No Corruption or Self-Dealing Here, Nosiree

Imagine spending the day getting punched in the head on the White House lawn and then find yout you're getting paid in a bullshit crypto currency.

Sadly, that's the reality for the fools participating on Donnie's gladiatorial match:

The Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) announced on Friday that it will pay bonuses to fighters in a form of cryptocurrency issued by Trump family business World Liberty Financial at the heavily publicized White House mixed martial arts event on Sunday.

The development connects the Trump family’s financial interests to the high-profile UFC competition being promoted on government property. The competition on the south White House lawn is scheduled for 14 June, Donald Trump’s birthday.

The UFC said some fighters will receive bonuses in World Liberty Financial crypto called “stablecoins”, whose value is pegged to the US dollar. World Liberty named the currency “USD1”.

Every freaking day, there is some corrupt fuckery from this administration that, back in the day, would end a career. But with these birds, everyone shrugs at his raking in graft with both of his tiny hands and just drives on.

One Grift After Another

The entire Trump family needs to seriously consider decamping to someplace without an extradition treaty in 2029. For wherever one looks, there is one deal after another where members of the Trump family and their friends are using their influence to get their beaks wet.

And nothing like a little insider trading.

Tulsi's Dacha Shopping?

She's essentially been fired as DNI. Trump's busy purging women in his cabinet.

The allegation that either she or somebody in her shop was passing intel to the Russians sank like a stone. I don't know who'll take over the job, but odds are they will be even more incompetent and even more in thrall to Putin.

Corruption and Graft on an Unseen Scale

Trump gets himself, his kids and his companies immune from tax audits, forever.

The corruption and self-dealing of the Trump family is beyond disgust. Everyone in his family is a criminal.

The Republican party has had the three most corrupt administrations since the dawn of the 20th Century: Harding, Nixon and Trump. There are two kinds of Republicans: Kool-Aid drinkers and grifters.

The FBI's Make-a-Wish Kid

When Kash Patel visited Hawaiʻi last summer, the FBI took pains to note the director was not on vacation, highlighting his walking tour of the bureau's Honolulu field office and meetings with local law enforcement.

Left out of FBI's news releases was an exclusive excursion that Patel took days later when he participated in what government officials described as a “VIP snorkel” around the USS Arizona in an outing coordinated by the military. The sunken battleship entombs more than 900 sailors and Marines at Pearl Harbor.

Someone had an idea: Make a reality show of Trump officials defiling national monuments. Pretty Boy Pete can rappel off the face of Mt. Rushmore. Dumbshit Markwayne can zipline over Gettysburgh. Little Marco can set up a hot tub at Yellowstone.

"I read something like this and I think: Some of us have been so focused on their authoritarianism and abuse of power and lawlessness that we’ve perhaps neglected to point out the additional fact that these are also just terrible humans—lacking class, grace, kindness or dignity."-- Bill Kristol

The Ballroom Scam

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) on Monday announced he is introducing legislation seeking to fund President Donald Trump’s ballroom project.

The bill would direct $400 million in federal funding to the White House’s new ballroom, which will include a military bunker as part of its national security enhancements.

Trump was never going to use donations to build his ballroom and führerbunker. He was going to wait for an opportunity for one of his buttmonkeys in the Congress to weasel out a way to use taxpayer money for it. And now he thinks that he has found it.

Massive federal debt, a ruinous war, the budget airlines are tincupping the Trump Administration and now the Trump Party wants to spend at least $400 million on his vanity project and Lord knows how much more on the Arc d'Trump.

And yet the GOP continues to con its faithful that they're the party of fiscal responsibility, while Trump spends money like it's coming out of a firehose, but never on anything that might actually benefit most Americans.

The bunker, well, maybe Trump can put it to the same use that his role model ultimately did.

Mister Art of the Deal

It's obvious that pulling out of the Iran Deal was a catastrophic decision by Trump. Yet that decision got far less media and political scrutiny than the Deal itself. https://t.co/UojD3XYJim

— Ben Rhodes (@brhodes) April 25, 2026

We are were we are because that Orange Self-Inflated Moron did what Netanyahu wanted ripped up the first accord, which Iran was abiding by, to get a better deal, which he never achieved. The original agreement took years of negotiation by professional diplomats. But after ignoring things for years, he fell again under the spell of Netanyahu, went to war, and when that all backfired, he didn't send diplomats to talk to Iran. No, he sent his corrupt son-in-law and his best bud, who is a corrupt real-estate guy and, allegedly, a Russian asset, much like Trump.

And no surprise, those two idiots were who the Iranians were talking to before Trump had Whiskey Pete drop bombs because, allegedly, neither Witkoff nor Jared the Wunderkind understood how to do their jobs.

Trumpist Chair-Shuffling Fuckery Continues

Secretary of the Navy John Phelan is leaving his position “effective immediately,” Pentagon spokesman Sean Parnell announced on Wednesday.

"Effective immediately" is never a good sign. Maybe he couldn't drink enough to keep up with Pretty-Boy Pete? Did they catch in in bed with a dead girl, a live boy or, even worse, a reporter?

More to come, once it leaks out from this administration, which is as watertight as a colander.

UPDATE: The acting SecNav believes that witches run California. So clearly, he's not the brightest bulb in the box.

Israel is Just Fucking Stupid and High on Their Own Supply

Did anyone not expect this, other than delusional Bibi, after Israel bombed an Iranian gas field?

What was the military value of attacking an Iranian economic target, other than maybe making life even harder for the Iranian people, even if the regime does change? Do the Israelis beleive that hammering economic targets will win them any friends?

As for Trump, well, he's just completely ineffectual at this point. And he's just a disrespectful fuck. The families at the last dignified transfer wanted it to be a private ceremony, but he was not only having nothing of that, he's been using those solemn ceremonies to raise even more money.

Affirmative Action for Unqualified White People

Her job description:

The Commission on Fine Arts passes on White House modifications, so she'll need to work maybe ten minutes a week for her full pay.

Dear Brendan Carr: FCC You

CBS, out of fear of that bald imittion of an ambulatory penis, ordered Stephen Colbert not to interview James Talarico or talk about it on the air.

So of course he talked about it.

Here is the interview:

May be time for an anchor pool to bet when he gets fired early by CBS.

Millions of African Kids Have Died of Starvation So That One of Trump's Asshole Buddies Can Have Government-Furnished Personal Security

The White House has been quietly dipping into leftover USAID operating money to cover the security tab for Russell Vought, the director of the Office of Management and Budget, according to internal documents reviewed by reporters. The total comes to roughly $15 million, enough to fund a U.S. Marshals Service detail for Vought through the end of 2026, even as USAID winds down after major staff cuts and program cancellations.

Typical of those theives, looting money from the mouths of poor people to benefit themselves. It really is a grifter administration.

“You Forgot My Blankie!”

Kristi Noem fired her pilot for forgetting her blanket. but she had to rescind it, because there was nobody else to fly the fucking airplane.

Any normal person would be embarrassed by having her in his cabinet. But she is a blonde who got the full Mar-a-Lago face and boob job, so he likes her.

The Grifter Administration, Episode the Epsteinth

They are just fucking corrupt AF:

As Steve Witkoff, President Trump’s envoy to the Middle East, conducted delicate cease-fire negotiations between Israel and Hamas this year, his son Alex was on another mission. He was quietly soliciting billions of dollars from some of the same governments whose representatives were involved in peace talks with his father.

Alex Witkoff pitched Qatar, a mediator in the Gaza talks and a key U.S. ally in the Middle East, on a planned investment fund focused on commercial real estate projects in the United States, according to a spokeswoman for Qatar’s sovereign wealth fund.

Nothing changes for these clowns. They keep on leveraging their connections to Lord Voldemoron to wedge money out of foreign governments.

The Grifting Engine Continues

You have to know that somebody's beak is getting wet.

When President Donald Trump’s administration last month awarded a contract worth up to $1.2 billion to build and operate what it says will become the nation’s largest immigration detention complex, it didn’t turn to a large government contractor or even a firm that specializes in private prisons.

Instead, it handed the project on a military base to Acquisition Logistics LLC, a small business that has no listed experience running a correction facility and had never won a federal contract worth more than $16 million. The company also lacks a functioning website and lists as its address a modest home in suburban Virginia owned by a 77-year-old retired Navy flight officer.

A multi-billion dollar contract to a home-based small business, yeah, that doesn't stink one bit. [/sarc]

The Bribable Presidency

The Senile Grifter is not even hiding his pay-for-access scheming.

When the cryptocurrency entrepreneur Eric Schiermeyer heard that President Trump was holding small group dinners with major donors, he saw opportunity.

Mr. Schiermeyer reached out to a lobbyist with connections in Mr. Trump’s orbit, who arranged for him to attend a dinner with the president at his private Mar-a-Lago club on March 1 in exchange for donations to a pro-Trump PAC called MAGA Inc. totaling $1 million.

The personal and corporate donations were among dozens of seven- and eight-figure contributions to MAGA Inc. from crypto and other interests revealed in a campaign finance filing on Thursday night that hinted at the access Mr. Trump accords those willing to pay.

Imagine the outrage from the Right Wing Noise Machine if any Democratic politician ran such a nakedly corrupt operation. But this is just par for the course for this clown and his party of zero scruples.

(Not to mention the fact that he's also in the Epstein files.)

Corrupt as the Day is Long

Several top Trump administration officials sold off stock market holdings in the days leading up to the president’s announcements of sweeping tariffs that sparked fears of a global trade war and rattled financial markets.

Sales by top officials, including Cabinet members, their deputies and senior White House officials were clustered in two 10-day periods leading up to President Donald Trump's major tariff announcements Feb. 13 and April 2, according to a USA TODAY analysis of 20 officials’ publicly available transaction forms. Of the stock and stock fund sales administration officials reported between Jan. 20 and April 30, 90% fell within 10 days of the tariff announcements.

Of course nobody will look into it, as the Trumpers control every entity that might care to see if it's corrupt.

But it looks corrupt and smells corrupt. So they'll hide this matter in the same room with the Epstein files.

DoJ-- No Ethics Zone

When one remembers that Pam Bondi took a $25,000 bribe campaign contribution from Trump and then dropped an investigation into Trump U., it should be no surprise that the last thing she wants is people in her office who believe in ethics.