Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (EPSTEIN'S BFF) AND A TRAITOR. CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, September 7, 2026

If You Served and You Are OK With This Bullshit, Bless Your Heart

This is his latest bit at cosplaying as a war hero:
Trump is a draft-dodger whose only bits of known violence have been inflicted on women likes to cosplay that he was awarded the MOH. If any other politician had done that, it would be a national scandal.[1] But the MAGAts think its great and the GOP caucus in Congress is too cowed to utter even a peep.

What about you? If you served and you are OK with this, then you've been quaffing the Trumpy Kool-Aid to the point of lethal toxicity.

Let's compare a president who served to one who didn't, shall we?
Never forget that Trump is a bully and a craven coward who hid in a food truck with his primary daiper-changer, letting a few hundred people serve as unwitting decoys for his gutless ass.
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[1] One officer who was accused of wearing a ribbon he might not have earned was so ashamed that he took his own life. But Trump has no shame whatsoever.

4 comments:

KingBolete said...

The US five-star rank insignia has them in a circle rather than in line.

Pretty obnoxious picture every which way you look at it.

dan gerene said...

Which ribbon is for Hero of the Soviet Union? Isn't that normally worn as the full sized medal along with all the others? Might as well for the full tinpot dictator effect.
Plus he awarded himself, while play acting and wearing ala Patton and his style of revolvers, an extra star.

Comrade Misfit said...

I know that and you know that, but Donnie's in love with his AI slop.

John Benson said...

While truly demented, this one can't be verified, unlike the Patton-Trump-MacArthur one from a few days back. The problem is that it's no longer possible to tell the difference between the actual insanity, and the satirizing of the insanity. Assuming this originated as satire.