Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Global Vampire Squid Update

Goldman Sachs is trying to stave off the impending tide of populist outrage when they hand out massive bonuses this year:
As it prepares to pay out big bonuses to employees, Goldman Sachs is considering expanding a program that would require executives and top managers to give a certain percentage of their earnings to charity.
While it will be nice for the charities that get the money, there is nothing very honorable about a little charity at the point of a figurative gun.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

If they'll send me a $500,000 bonus check, I'll promise to give $5,000 to charity too. Hell, I'll even donate to the Palin 2012 PAC.

Comrade Misfit said...

I'd have to swallow hard in order to make that donation.

montag said...

Weregild is an ancient tradition but I don't think Goldmine Sachs makes enough to settle with everyone they have wronged.