Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Having Fun is Strictly Forbidden To British Cops

The brass, like brass everywhere, have no sense of humor.

Posted by on or about 15:54

3 comments:

Nangleator said...

He wasn't having fun. He was developing an enhanced pursuit maneuver.

1/14/2010 4:23 PM
Holte Ender said...

I hope the only time they use their riot shields is for having fun like that.

1/14/2010 5:31 PM
deadstick said...

When it snows in Atlanta (which is roughly once a year), the Georgia Tech students go apeshit. I saw one doing that with a cafeteria tray...worked fine until he crossed the street and hit the curb with his shoulder.

Instant 4F draft card.

1/14/2010 7:36 PM

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