Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, January 29, 2010

Calling All Conspiracy Theory Buffs: Man Your Stations!

One of the Teabuggers has (or had) some ties to the CIA. (More here.)

Stand by for the usual spate of half-baked conspiracy theories.

UPDATE: The mug shots of the Teabuggers:

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3 comments:

Nangleator said...

It's fun to pretend you're a spy!

Until Federal Marshals want to speak to you.

1/29/2010 12:29 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Even less fun when the Marshals want to accessorize your telephone repairman costume with shiny bracelets.

1/29/2010 12:44 PM
Karen Zipdrive said...

None of these dweebs have likely to ever have been laid.
Good thing they'll be making lotsa kookie new love matches in prison.

1/29/2010 7:05 PM

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