Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Damn Daylight Savings Time

As the Sun comes up earlier and earlier, there is a certain cat that thinks that the clock also shifts and that he should be getting his breakfast earlier.

There might be an advantage to living in Toledo, Ohio, one that would counterbalance the strong negative of living in Toledo, Ohio.
Posted by on or about 07:28

2 comments:

Lockwood said...

Nope. I've spent time in Toledo (both Ohio and Oregon). Nothing would counterbalance having to live in either one.

5/19/2009 5:53 PM
Anonymous said...

I hear you about them. The only question is which one is going to be the one to wake me.

5/20/2009 12:12 AM

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