Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Rowing Down The Crimea River

New MBA graduates are finding it hard to find jobs:
Unfortunately, the economy stinks right now, so newly minted MBAs find themselves in the same boat as many of their non-MBA counterparts. They're sending tons of resumes that go unanswered and rethinking their career goals and aspirations because the money and job opportunities just aren’t what they were even last year.
MBAs (such as Mitt Romney and George Bush, who were classmates at Hahvahd Bidness Skool) and the other finance guys (like Phil Gramm and Alan Greenspan) are the very people who broke our economy.

We need more MBAs in this country like we need more cases of the Black Death.

2 comments:

Marc said...

This says it best:

http://despair.com/potential.html

Karen Zipdrive said...

I agree.
An MBA to me is about as impressive as a degree in sociology or philosophy.