Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, May 15, 2009

When Duty Calls

You have to go, even if you're not properly attired.


"I swear Omar, there was some American guy wearing shower shoes and pink boxers and he was shooting at us."
Posted by on or about 17:16

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

G-Veg recalls a sprint to General Quarters in nothing but a helmet and a towel...

5/15/2009 5:44 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

*I* never did, but I recall seeing the Weapons Officer once at a GQ in skivvies, boondockers and a helmet. After seeing that, I always had a uniform laid out so I could at least jump into the trousers and run with my shirt in hand.

5/15/2009 7:16 PM
deadstick said...

That might tend to increase the frequency of GQ drills...

5/15/2009 7:39 PM

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